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Thirteen legal adults and one "incident" with a four-and-a-half year old?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Atomicflea wrote:
...Ladies: Never trust a man that doesn't enjoy giving oral.
and never trust a woman who doesn't like giving oral but expects it from you either :)
Wordaen, Eater of Souls wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
...Ladies: Never trust a man that doesn't enjoy giving oral.
and never trust a woman who doesn't like giving oral but expects it from you either :)
Or an admin with an annoyingly large and wordy sig. Rope that **** in.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Wordaen, Eater of Souls wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
...Ladies: Never trust a man that doesn't enjoy giving oral.
and never trust a woman who doesn't like giving oral but expects it from you either :)
Or an admin with an annoyingly large and wordy sig. Rope that sh*t in.
Or ****** lesbian clown, umm, thingies.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Or ****** lesbian clown, umm, thingies.
...you think it's a lesbian clown? What kinda freaky lesbians have you been hanging out with?
Nexa
Edited, Jul 25th 2007 4:48pm by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Or ****** lesbian clown, umm, thingies.
...you think it's a lesbian clown? What kinda freaky lesbians have you been hanging out with?
Nexa
Edited, Jul 25th 2007 4:48pm by Nexa
He's responding to Mr Winky's manipulative come-hither wink and butch good looks.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
There are those who like to be dominated and those who like to dominate...
the best sex is when you have one and the other.... logically...
otherwise you have 2 people who are bored waiting for the other to dominate them.. which ain't gonna happen....
Or
you have two people struggling for control...
hmmm.. now that I ponder it... 2 Dominators in bed could be pretty fUcking hot(hot fUcking)
correct me if I'm wrong
Edited, Jul 25th 2007 6:11pm by Kelvyquayo
the best sex is when you have one and the other.... logically...
otherwise you have 2 people who are bored waiting for the other to dominate them.. which ain't gonna happen....
Or
you have two people struggling for control...
hmmm.. now that I ponder it... 2 Dominators in bed could be pretty fUcking hot(hot fUcking)
correct me if I'm wrong
Edited, Jul 25th 2007 6:11pm by Kelvyquayo
Also, the Chiquita Banana woman was Caribbean
Not that I fact check all your posts, but I thought to myself "Really? She doesn't seem nearly *that* brown.
Apparently she was born in Portugal and moved to Brazil at a young age. I understand the confusion, though, all gringos look the same and all :)
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Smasharoo wrote:
Also, the Chiquita Banana woman was Caribbean
Not that I fact check all your posts, but I thought to myself "Really? She doesn't seem nearly *that* brown.
Apparently she was born in Portugal and moved to Brazil at a young age. I understand the confusion, though, all gringos look the same and all :)
Not Carmen Miranda, dummy, the icon for The United Fruit Company was a cartoon of a Caribbean female stereotype.
Wait, you were questioning the ethnicity of a cartoon drawing?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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