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Thumb strikes me as a woman who has been with a lot of ****** lovers
So, basically, a woman over the age of 20?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Thumb strikes me as a woman who has been with a lot of sh*tty lovers
So, basically, a woman over the age of 20?
So, basically, a woman over the age of 20?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Thumb strikes me as a woman who has been with a lot of sh*tty lovers
So, basically, a woman over the age of 20?
So, basically, a woman over the age of 20?
Wait...are you calling Thumb a *****?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Wait...are you calling Thumb a *****?
Harlot.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Wait...are you calling Thumb a *****?
Wait, did I stick it in Thumbs ladylike cavern of moist slipperyness?
I totally don't recall that. I did do a lot of meth and ride around on a walrus blindfolded last weekend, but I don't remember blacking out. Then again, who does!
Hahaha, oh man. I should be a comedian. In Angola. Who throws wheat to the crowd.
Meds, brb.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I did do a lot of meth and ride around on a walrus blindfolded last weekend
That's beside the point if she didn't charge.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I just want to say, all you guys suck.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I just want to say, all you guys suck.
But at least we don't blow!
badum dum!
Muahaha....
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
If a man pulled my hair hard enough to hurt me I'd totally tuck his balls up into his cavity as retaliation, but to be fair, I'd ask him afterwards whether or not he enjoyed it.
As for faking orgasms, if you say you've never faked one, you're a liar or... well, a liar, although I do agree that you grow out of that after a certain age.
Edited, Jul 21st 2007 11:58am by Atomicflea
As for faking orgasms, if you say you've never faked one, you're a liar or... well, a liar, although I do agree that you grow out of that after a certain age.
Edited, Jul 21st 2007 11:58am by Atomicflea
Atomicflea wrote:
If a man pulled my hair hard enough to hurt me I'd totally tuck his balls up into his cavity as retaliation, but to be fair, I'd ask him afterwards whether or not he enjoyed it.
As for faking orgasms, if you say you've never faked one, you're a liar or... well, a liar.
As for faking orgasms, if you say you've never faked one, you're a liar or... well, a liar.
Oh I didn't mean to imply I'd never faked one. I think for the first five years I had sex, I faked all of them. Then I wondered what the hell I was doing.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Oh I didn't mean to imply I'd never faked one. I think for the first five years I had sex, I faked all of them. Then I wondered what the hell I was doing.
Ladies: Never trust a man that doesn't enjoy giving oral.
<---cute smiley. ******'s are good. No fakies here. (course after 23 years with the same partner...he'd know.)
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Ladies: Never trust a man that doesn't enjoy giving oral.
Nightmarish image of Radar from Mash going down on full costumed Chiquita Banana woman engage!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Ladies: Never trust a man that doesn't enjoy giving oral.
Nightmarish image of Radar from Mash going down on full costumed Chiquita Banana woman engage!
Thank you for ruining dinner in Chicago.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Speaking of which, go vote on the dinner place wouldja? Six people have voted and yeah, it's three for one and three for the other. You people are useless, useless!
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Speaking of which, go vote on the dinner place wouldja? Six people have voted and yeah, it's three for one and three for the other. You people are useless, useless!
Nexa
Nexa
I don't understand the problem - you were polite, you gave them a choice, they made one (or two as the case may be). Now you're free to completely disregard both options and choose a 3rd on your own.
Sheesh Nexa.
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A lot of guys like having their hair pulled too. Just an aside.
Nexa
Nexa
((raises hand))
Nexa wrote:
why use something artificial when you can just go for the real thing?
Smasharoo wrote:
Ladies: Never trust a man that doesn't enjoy giving oral.
Nightmarish image of Radar from Mash going down on full costumed Chiquita Banana woman engage!
Smasharoo wrote:
Ladies: Never trust a man that doesn't enjoy giving oral.
Nightmarish image of Radar from Mash going down on full costumed Chiquita Banana woman engage!
Father Mulcahy, get it right!
trickybeck wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Ladies: Never trust a man that doesn't enjoy giving oral.
Nightmarish image of Radar from Mash going down on full costumed Chiquita Banana woman engage!
Father Mulcahy, get it right!
Also, the Chiquita Banana woman was Caribbean. I don't over-adorn my salsa, bastages. I think my statement was listening to Flea complain about the origins of the Chiquita Banana chica and saying "Smash can't tell white people on a sit-com apart -- what makes you think you're so special?"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Angsty wrote:
87% of the women I have been with like (in a sexual way) having their hair pulled. 1 was undecided, 1 no.
Do I want to know how you've managed to be with 13.25 women?
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