It's way funnier to stick a thumb or a finger or four in her butt than it is to pull her hair. I mean, if you're going for the hilarious sex angle, anyway.
Weirder to me is the conversation afterward. I mean, you're not exactly a young dude, are you? It sounds so juvenile to finish up and then quiz one another on what you like and dislike. For probably the last decade, at least, when I'm getting some I'm pretty vocal and direct about what I like("Scream louder") and what I don't like("Get our fUcking pinky out of there"). Similarly, I've found women don't usually have any problem letting me know exactly how they want it("I want you on top of me and fUck me hard") and how they don't("Not in my hair; I just washed it").
You and the ladyfriend sound like a couple of giggley virgins. Or maybe I just bang alot of whores. That was a totally rhetorical statement.
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
gbaji wrote:
And yeah. I *do* take the time to think about what I'm doing when I'm having sex. If that makes me a "bad lay", then so be it. But judging by the reactions from the women I've been with I don't think that's the case...
pppsssstttt........ we fake it ya know.
Nope. I don't believe you! Never happens! Really. Um... Sure. ;)
And Joph? I'm not sure how I feel about you calling me "easy"...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
ROFLMAO Did you really think we would answer?
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
It's way funnier to stick a thumb or a finger or four in her butt than it is to pull her hair. I mean, if you're going for the hilarious sex angle, anyway.
Weirder to me is the conversation afterward. I mean, you're not exactly a young dude, are you? It sounds so juvenile to finish up and then quiz one another on what you like and dislike. For probably the last decade, at least, when I'm getting some I'm pretty vocal and direct about what I like("Scream louder") and what I don't like("Get our fUcking pinky out of there"). Similarly, I've found women don't usually have any problem letting me know exactly how they want it("I want you on top of me and fUck me hard") and how they don't("Not in my hair; I just washed it").
You and the ladyfriend sound like a couple of giggley virgins. Or maybe I just bang alot of whores. That was a totally rhetorical statement.
Weirder to me is the conversation afterward. I mean, you're not exactly a young dude, are you? It sounds so juvenile to finish up and then quiz one another on what you like and dislike. For probably the last decade, at least, when I'm getting some I'm pretty vocal and direct about what I like("Scream louder") and what I don't like("Get our fUcking pinky out of there"). Similarly, I've found women don't usually have any problem letting me know exactly how they want it("I want you on top of me and fUck me hard") and how they don't("Not in my hair; I just washed it").
You and the ladyfriend sound like a couple of giggley virgins. Or maybe I just bang alot of whores. That was a totally rhetorical statement.
I dunno, I think of the after sex chatter as foreplay.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Yeah. Um... BT? It's not like the after-sex "quiz" consists of me writing a note saying:
"Did you like it when I pulled your hair?
Yes
No"
And then having her circle the answer...
As you get older, you feel more comfortable huggling together and talking. Sometimes about random things, but sometimes about the sex you just had. No giggling involved. Maybe some tickling of course...
Guess it's a grownup thing. ;)
"Did you like it when I pulled your hair?
Yes
No"
And then having her circle the answer...
As you get older, you feel more comfortable huggling together and talking. Sometimes about random things, but sometimes about the sex you just had. No giggling involved. Maybe some tickling of course...
Guess it's a grownup thing. ;)
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
As you get older, you feel more comfortable huggling together and talking. Sometimes about random things, but sometimes about the sex you just had. No giggling involved. Maybe some tickling of course...
Guess it's a grownup thing. ;)
Guess it's a grownup thing. ;)
Loopy with an empty sack, basking in the afterglow, gbaji turns to his lady and says, "So, what did you think when I pulled your hair?"
I tell you, man, that is some ****-poor pillow-talk.
Just asking the question suggests inexperience to me. Frankly, I've never been with a woman who didn't want it at least a little rough, except for the one virgin I've deflowered. Pulling hair is pretty standard stuff, the fact that you felt it was important enough to ask her about it after the fact is weird.
But hey, I just intuitively know when she's digging it and when she's not.
Guess it's a good-at-sex thing.;)
And Nexa, I assume that all manner of chatter with you, be it post-coital or over breakfast, in the nude or in line at the store, is simply foreplay. My God, you're insatiable.
After sex I usually just want to hop on my computer and shoot things.
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
But hey, I just intuitively know when she's digging it and when she's not.
Guess it's a good-at-sex thing.;)
Lol. I'll refer you to Thumb's statement above.
Mature people talk about sex openly. When you're older you'll understand (and the sex will be a *lot* better).
King Nobby wrote:
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Nexa wrote:
A lot of guys like having their hair pulled too. Just an aside.
Nexa
Nexa
I like having my back hair pulled.
Mmmm... naughty.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
gbaji wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
But hey, I just intuitively know when she's digging it and when she's not.
Guess it's a good-at-sex thing.;)
Lol. I'll refer you to Thumb's statement above.
Mature people talk about sex openly. When you're older you'll understand (and the sex will be a *lot* better).
Go ahead and refer me to Thumb's statement. I routinely bring women to ******, I know what it feels like. I'm also probably the most sexually expressive person I've ever met, other than Nadenu, maybe. I can infer from your first post that you're lame in the sack, because if you're doing it right she doesn't need to hold her head up, Christ, she can't. If you're doing it right she's collapsed into that downward dog pose, her cheek pressed against the pillow/mattress/carpet/linoleum.
I honestly can't remember how old you are, but if you assume that pulling her hair gratifies her because it makes it easier for her to breathe, well, that sounds like some awfully geriatric pUssy you're nailing. I guess I'll concede that the age thing makes it better sex than I'm having, since after all it must be pretty exciting to think you might break her hip or have a heart attack yourself. It must be really exhiliarating to think, "This might be the last time I ever get laid".
I try to pay attention to what women I'm with like and dislike because I enjoy it the most when they're enjoying it the most.
The fantasizing about other guys I'd imagine.
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My ex-italian girlfriend liked it rough. She would only come when I had half a finger up her *** and was holding her throat with my other hand. She enjoyed having her hair pulled, being handcuffed, tied up, switching positions every 2 minutes... It was exhausting. But at least you knew exactly where you stood.
Another girlfriend i had, who was Scottish, was even more wild. She took hard drugs like I smoke cigarettes, she was openly bisexual, had ******, handcuffs, a little whip, she was really sexually liberated. This one time, she was on top of me, and I put my finger in her ***. She took it off, stopped bouncing, and said in her heavy Edinburgh accent: "If ya do that again I'll fockin punch you in the face!" and then continued bouncing up and down. It took me a couple of seconds to get over it, I have to admit.
And I didn't do it again.
Another girlfriend i had, who was Scottish, was even more wild. She took hard drugs like I smoke cigarettes, she was openly bisexual, had ******, handcuffs, a little whip, she was really sexually liberated. This one time, she was on top of me, and I put my finger in her ***. She took it off, stopped bouncing, and said in her heavy Edinburgh accent: "If ya do that again I'll fockin punch you in the face!" and then continued bouncing up and down. It took me a couple of seconds to get over it, I have to admit.
And I didn't do it again.
I have been with women in the past who liked it a lot (usually the ones that liked to be choked, spanked, slapped) it was never out of comfort though.
The wife does not like it at all
The wife does not like it at all
You...you look like my brother
Mama loved him the best
He was head honcho with the ladies
Mama always said he was blessed
Mama loved him the best
He was head honcho with the ladies
Mama always said he was blessed
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
I have been with women in the past who liked it a lot (usually the ones that liked to be choked, spanked, slapped) it was never out of comfort though.
The wife does not like it at all
The wife does not like it at all
Current women is not into that, but my last girlfriend LOVED getting her *** slapped. I never understood how this could be pleasurable, but she always wanted me to slap her hard enough to leave big red hand prints on her ***. Didn't do anything for me at first, but after I realized that the more I did it, the more she loved the sex, and then the better it was for both of us, I really started to get into it. Now I'm actually a little disappointed that sex with the current GF seems very tame by comparision.
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
I have been with women in the past who liked it a lot (usually the ones that liked to be choked, spanked, slapped) it was never out of comfort though.
The wife does not like it at all
The wife does not like it at all
But I bet she lets you grab her ankles!
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
She took it off, stopped bouncing, and said in her heavy Edinburgh accent: "If ya do that again I'll fockin punch you in the face!"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
If you're doing it right she's collapsed into that downward dog pose, her cheek pressed against the pillow/mattress/carpet/linoleum.
ppppssstttt...favorite way to fake it because we can just lie there pretending that your prowess has gotten the best of our punani.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
I have been with women in the past who liked it a lot (usually the ones that liked to be choked, spanked, slapped) it was never out of comfort though.
The wife does not like it at all
The wife does not like it at all
But I bet she lets you grab her ankles!
[b]
She took hard drugs like I smoke cigarettes, she was openly bisexual, had ******, handcuffs, a little whip, and oddly a ***** and *************
Hahaha, man, I'm the funniest.
She took hard drugs like I smoke cigarettes, she was openly bisexual, had ******, handcuffs, a little whip, and oddly a ***** and *************
Hahaha, man, I'm the funniest.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
ppppssstttt...favorite way to fake it because we can just lie there pretending that your prowess has gotten the best of our punani.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
If you're doing it right she's collapsed into that downward dog pose, her cheek pressed against the pillow/mattress/carpet/linoleum.
ppppssstttt...favorite way to fake it because we can just lie there pretending that your prowess has gotten the best of our punani.
Lol! And it allows you to rest your head on the pillow. ;)
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
If you're doing it right she's collapsed into that downward dog pose, her cheek pressed against the pillow/mattress/carpet/linoleum.
ppppssstttt...favorite way to fake it because we can just lie there pretending that your prowess has gotten the best of our punani.
Why would you fake it? You're only cheating yourself!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Why would you fake it? You're only cheating yourself!
Nexa
Nexa
In this case, I'm guessing because it would annoy BT. Just a guess though...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Ladies...ladies, you don't fake orgasms. You make them work for it, then once you have one (or five, whatever you go for), you tell them they have five minutes to finish up and then they're done.
"Move it out people! You don't have to go home but you can't stay here!"
I love you janeane.
Nexa
"Move it out people! You don't have to go home but you can't stay here!"
I love you janeane.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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