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#1 Jul 17 2007 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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I was thinking about the war a little today, and I had a thought: Why not raise the military KIA survivor benefit to $1,000,000/year for the life of the beneficiary? I think it would bring our society's actual reverence for heroic actions more in line with our ubiquitously proclaimed reverence for heroic actions. I mean we're capitalists, right? We show our favor not with speeches and bumper stickers, but with money. The financial impact on the Federal budget would be virtually non-existent, and no one could easily question the value we place on the lives of our less enfranchised children.

Maybe I'll draft a bill..
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#2 Jul 17 2007 at 10:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
I was thinking about the war a little today, and I had a thought: Why not raise the military KIA survivor benefit to $1,000,000/year for the life of the beneficiary? I think it would bring our society's actual reverence for heroic actions more in line with our ubiquitously proclaimed reverence for heroic actions. I mean we're capitalists, right? We show our favor not with speeches and bumper stickers, but with money. The financial impact on the Federal budget would be virtually non-existent, and no one could easily question the value we place on the lives of our less enfranchised children.

Maybe I'll draft a bill..


If that goes through, I'll forgo my plans of marrying foreigners to see the world in order to marry soldiers (slow moving ones preferably).

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#3 Jul 17 2007 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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If that goes through, I'll forgo my plans of marrying foreigners to see the world in order to marry soldiers (slow moving ones preferably).

Nexa
Canadians count as foreigners right? Also, consider the Bay of Fundy, to be overseas.
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#4 Jul 17 2007 at 10:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Uglysasquatch Esquire wrote:
Nexa wrote:
If that goes through, I'll forgo my plans of marrying foreigners to see the world in order to marry soldiers (slow moving ones preferably).

Nexa
Canadians count as foreigners right? Also, consider the Bay of Fundy, to be overseas.


Being from Maine, Canadia isn't considered an exotic destination so much.

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#5 Jul 17 2007 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Uglysasquatch Esquire wrote:
Nexa wrote:
If that goes through, I'll forgo my plans of marrying foreigners to see the world in order to marry soldiers (slow moving ones preferably).

Nexa
Canadians count as foreigners right? Also, consider the Bay of Fundy, to be overseas.


Being from Maine, Canadia isn't considered an exotic destination so much.

Nexa
You may wanna avoid UK then. It's just a corny version of the Maritimes.
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#6 Jul 17 2007 at 10:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Free life insurance?

Sure, dock their pay a bit, then we can take the premiums, invest them and then make money off of them!

Capitalism rulez!
#7 Jul 17 2007 at 10:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Uglysasquatch Esquire wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Uglysasquatch Esquire wrote:
Nexa wrote:
If that goes through, I'll forgo my plans of marrying foreigners to see the world in order to marry soldiers (slow moving ones preferably).

Nexa
Canadians count as foreigners right? Also, consider the Bay of Fundy, to be overseas.


Being from Maine, Canadia isn't considered an exotic destination so much.

Nexa
You may wanna avoid UK then. It's just a corny version of the Maritimes.


duly noted.

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#8 Jul 17 2007 at 11:46 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Why not raise the military KIA survivor benefit to $1,000,000/year for the life of the beneficiary?
When that was raised in the UK, the response was "ZOMG! How can you put a tawdry price on the life of our heroic warriors?!?!!"

I suspect your bleedin' heart pubbies would take the same line.
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#9 Jul 17 2007 at 1:54 PM Rating: Default
Smasharoo wrote:
I was thinking about the war a little today, and I had a thought: Why not raise the military KIA survivor benefit to $1,000,000/year for the life of the beneficiary? I think it would bring our society's actual reverence for heroic actions more in line with our ubiquitously proclaimed reverence for heroic actions. I mean we're capitalists, right? We show our favor not with speeches and bumper stickers, but with money. The financial impact on the Federal budget would be virtually non-existent, and no one could easily question the value we place on the lives of our less enfranchised children.

Maybe I'll draft a bill..


The financial impact could be enormous if we were to ever engage in an actual war with someone who can fight back and lose say, 100,000 troops. 100 billion a year for decades is quite a chunk out of the budget for zero return.

I take it you have some kind of political point here, but the idea is bad from any perspective imo.
#10 Jul 17 2007 at 11:12 PM Rating: Good
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Ah but you forgot the wonder of republican trickle down economics!!!

If you give people the money, it will get spent, and respent, and spent some more, and somehow that makes more money for everyone.

Or something.
#11 Jul 18 2007 at 1:48 AM Rating: Good
I agree, its a great idea.

Another good idea, which I'm sure willbe msot appreciated by Pubbies, would be to stop spending federal/government spending on nuclear weapons, and instead ask people to donate to charity for it.

So we could have Red Nuke Day in the UK, where we have a special TV show with B-list celebs that appeal for your money: "And while $5 from each of you would guarantee the survival of a cute baby nuclear cloud, $10 will enable the building of a full-grown nuke that will never get used on anyone, will not change the lives of millions, and will get a full-time education in a custom-built nuclear reactor paid for by you, the public Smiley: cry."

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#12 Jul 18 2007 at 8:19 AM Rating: Decent
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The financial impact could be enormous if we were to ever engage in an actual war with someone who can fight back and lose say, 100,000 troops. 100 billion a year for decades is quite a chunk out of the budget for zero return.


Are you calling the ultimate sacrifices of heroes no return? Or just arguing that their deaths aren't worth quite that much?


I take it you have some kind of political point here, but the idea is bad from any perspective imo.


No political point at all. I'd just like to see people who constantly flog the idea of supporting the heroic noble troops doing so with money instead of doing so to make money.

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#13REDACTED, Posted: Jul 18 2007 at 8:31 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) It'd be bad for everyone... people think the value of the dollar is bad now... imagine if we have tens of thousands more millionaires... the value of the dollar would be ****, and our economy would collapse...
#14 Jul 18 2007 at 8:41 AM Rating: Decent
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It'd be bad for everyone... people think the value of the dollar is bad now... imagine if we have tens of thousands more millionaires... the value of the dollar would be sh*t, and our economy would collapse...


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Call us when you hit high school econ.
#15 Jul 18 2007 at 8:42 AM Rating: Decent
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No political point at all. I'd just like to see people who constantly flog the idea of supporting the heroic noble troops doing so with money instead of doing so to make money.



I agree. Filthy 9/11 widow whores. Smiley: mad
#16 Jul 18 2007 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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It'd be bad for everyone... people think the value of the dollar is bad now... imagine if we have tens of thousands more millionaires... the value of the dollar would be sh*t, and our economy would collapse...


I was having trouble telling if you were joking or not, but in case you were serious... They wouldn't print out new money for the widows, the money would be paid to them out of government budgets (military? I dunno). Also $1million isn't all that much anymore, after taxes/funeral/paying the deceased bills there probably won't be more then a couple hundred thousand left.

Right now the survivors benefits are $500,000 right? My sister(army) brought it up once but I stuck my fingers in my ears and started humming.
#17 Jul 18 2007 at 10:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Right now the survivors benefits are $500,000 right?


Hahahaha.

No.

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#18 Jul 18 2007 at 11:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Well I'm asking what it is. Like I said, I made a point of ignoring the possibility of my sis dying but I swear she said 5 something. Maybe it was $50,000?
#19 Jul 18 2007 at 11:48 AM Rating: Decent
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There's a bit of pension, funeral expenses, travel for family to funeral, etc.

Aynone know the dollar amount? Is it even a lump sum?
#20 Jul 18 2007 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Ah but you forgot the wonder of republican trickle down economics!!!

If you give people the money, it will get spent, and respent, and spent some more, and somehow that makes more money for everyone.

Or something.


Er? Um... Leaving money in the hands of those who make it so that they can produce more "growth" which in turn benefits everyone in the form of jobs and newer/better products is "supply side" economics (trickle down). Taxing money from those who make the most and giving it to people on the assumption that they'll spend it via consumption is "demand side" economics (which is what this idea essentially entails).


You've got them completely backwards, but other then that you're right on track! ;)



As to the idea itself? It's a great idea only if you think that artificially raising the "cost" of ever using your military is a great idea. If you're some kind of peacenik who thinks that nothing is every worth fighting for, you probably think it's peachy.


Overall, it's a totally moronic idea though...
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#22 Jul 18 2007 at 5:30 PM Rating: Decent
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It's a great idea only if you think that artificially raising the "cost" of ever using your military is a great idea.


Just the "cost" of troops dying, but we'd never put a price on that sort of sacrifice, would we? If this policy had gone into effect for the current conflict it would increase the federal budget by about 3 billion per year. I can list other things that cost 3 billion per year and we can compare their value to the lives of our troops.

Seems like that would help your argument a great deal.

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#23 Jul 18 2007 at 5:34 PM Rating: Good
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Money would be pointless, God already told Bush that dead soldiers are rewarded in heaven.

#24 Jul 18 2007 at 6:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Are you calling the ultimate sacrifices of heroes no return? Or just arguing that their deaths aren't worth quite that much?


Hmm, guess I'm mainly arguing that dead heroes won't add to our security just because their families get more money. They're dead!

If the idea is that soldiers who know their families will get the windfall will fight better...well that's kind of a suicidal pact, like $100,000 given to suicide bomber's families in Israel.

What are their deaths worth? I can't see why they'd be worth any more than any other pension or whatever for any family of anyone that dies in any occupation that has such a plan (assuming relatively equal death rates, like alaskan crab fishing or something).

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No political point at all. I'd just like to see people who constantly flog the idea of supporting the heroic noble troops doing so with money instead of doing so to make money.


Okay, well for those people I agree with your idea. (as an exercise in consistency only)

Edited, Jul 18th 2007 10:23pm by Palpitus
#25 Jul 19 2007 at 2:10 AM Rating: Good
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Money would be pointless, God already told Bush that dead soldiers are rewarded in heaven.


I could swear I've heard this somewhere before...

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#26 Jul 19 2007 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent
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What are their deaths worth?


Virtually nothing, obviously.
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