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Dear Amerikun cuzzie-bros,

I'm off to Indonesia tommorrow to have the skin flayed from my back on a urchin encrusted reef while in pursuit of the perfect wave, on the island of Sumbawa.

Now, as some of you will no doubt know, Indo is home to the largest number of muslim ne'er do wells in the world, and a fine bunch they are too generally speaking, good food, good attitudes and good ganja (unless you count their shocking awareness of littering).

So, my request is....please don't go bombing Iran, or anywhere else for that matter, until I get back home. Its not neccesery, its not big, and its not fecking clever. And it leads to horrendous queues at customs and immigration, and an uneasiness amongst travellers in general.

So, just chill, watch some tv and eat some stuff. I'll be back in a coupla weeks.

Cheers.

Invade Iran during summer driving season, never. Thats an October thing to do.