It's seven thirty in the morning. The coffee machine is broken. My office has been completely renovated and everything is laying everywhere. Some pinhead decided to change the mouse on my pc to some piece of **** five dollar optical mouse. Same someone also fucked with the resolution on my monitor and locked it. They installed a new desk and countertop and left a one foot gap inbetween the drywall and the counter on the left side. I'm left handed so now my arm is falling off the corner of the desk. I have about six months worth of budgets to to go through.
Where's my gun?