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#27 Jul 13 2007 at 1:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Option 1, cause Canada would have wooly mammoths. How could I have said no to that?
You realize, of course, that we'll need to ressurect something that eats mammoths.

I wonder how easily you can extract Smilodon DNA from the La Brea tar pits...


I'll happily be their predator =) Mmmm mammoth steak.
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#28 Jul 13 2007 at 2:14 AM Rating: Good
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Pfft, Canada has enough wooly mammoths already. Have you seen the chicks that work the oilfield??
Dear god! Those are women?
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#29 Jul 13 2007 at 4:46 AM Rating: Decent
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I dont' think vast herds roaming Siberia and Canada is such a good idea as they would likely mess up the whole 'circle of life' stuff at this point. Surely some other animal's habitat would be jeopardized.

They'd be awesome domesticated animals though.

Think of it: Mammoth fur socks, Mammoth skin tukes, Mammoth tusk flutes, Mammoth burgers, steaks and even Mammoth milk. Cows have carried the burden for far too long.
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#30 Jul 13 2007 at 4:56 AM Rating: Good
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Somehow I see the job of Mammoth Milker as one that would be a little tough to fill.
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#31 Jul 13 2007 at 5:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Wooly Mammoths had 3-ft long penises.

FACT!
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#32 Jul 13 2007 at 5:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wooly Mammoths had 3-ft long penises.

FACT!


Well that's no problem since Mammoths also had long "trunks".


hahahahahaha, I kill me.

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#33 Jul 13 2007 at 10:25 PM Rating: Decent
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This thread made me sad because I grew up with a Snuffleupagus toy and still have it.
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#34 Jul 15 2007 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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I'll take one mammoth burger please.

Speaking of which, didn't they uncover another one of these awhile ago in siberia? And didn't people eat the frozen remains?
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#35 Jul 15 2007 at 3:39 PM Rating: Decent
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We can strap laser beams to their heads and launch Predator Hellfire drones off their backs.
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