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#1 Jul 11 2007 at 9:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Judge rules that the words "rape", "victim" and "sexual assault" can't be used in... a rape case.

God forbid the jury actually be apprised of the accusations.

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Judge Jeffre Cheuvront has barred any references to sexual assault over concern about inflammatory statements that might prejudice the jury. On Monday, Bowen and her attorney informed the judge that they would not sign the order agreeing not to use banned terms during courtroom testimony.


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The trial could start as early as Thursday afternoon, lawyers told KETV NewsWatch 7. Bowen said she hopes the issue over words gets settled before she's called to testify.

"It's my free speech. I would go to jail for it. And I'm not afraid of that. What's unfortunate is I would have served more time than the defendant," Bown said.


While I'd argue that free speed isn't the issue here, this is still high on the Stupid Rulings list.

I can somewhat understand judges disallowing graphic pictures of murder victims as unnecessarily inflammatory. But to disallow the use of the name of the charged crime?
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#2 Jul 11 2007 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
What are they going to say instead?

He forced his **** into my pussy without my consent.

My pussy is the one that was stuffed with uninvited man dick.

He rubbed his balls in my face and came in my hair.

Pretty stupid.





Edited, Jul 11th 2007 1:34pm by Soracloud
#3 Jul 11 2007 at 9:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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He "surprise sex"d me?
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#4 Jul 11 2007 at 9:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Witness: He forced me to...
Judge: You're treading close to the line, there, missy!
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#5 Jul 11 2007 at 9:36 AM Rating: Default
I think the judge just wants to get his kicks by hearing things like "He rubbed his **** on my ********."
#6 Jul 11 2007 at 9:36 AM Rating: Default
double

Edited, Jul 11th 2007 1:38pm by MasterKuba
#7REDACTED, Posted: Jul 11 2007 at 9:37 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) tripple
#8 Jul 11 2007 at 9:37 AM Rating: Default
quadrouple >.<

Edited, Jul 11th 2007 1:38pm by MasterKuba
#9 Jul 11 2007 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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If they're not allowed to use the phrase "he left marks", she might as well pack her bags now
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#10 Jul 11 2007 at 10:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
If they're not allowed to use the phrase "he left marks", she might as well pack her bags now


Unless the implication is that he paid her with outdated German currency.

That Teutonic ****!
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#11 Jul 11 2007 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Nobby wrote:
If they're not allowed to use the phrase "he left marks", she might as well pack her bags now


Unless the implication is that he paid her with outdated German currency.

That Teutonic ****!
I see vot you did zere
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#12 Jul 11 2007 at 10:44 AM Rating: Decent
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I'd agree, but only if the Defense couldn't use the words "is", "the", or "consent".

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#13 Jul 11 2007 at 10:54 AM Rating: Default
I dunno, I think "he forcibly used my body for his personal satisfaction while making me fear for my life" definitly sounds less inflamitory than rape. And it doesn't break the judges ruling.
#14 Jul 11 2007 at 11:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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If you're a victorian virgin, possibly.

However, it's still beyond ludicrous that no one except the bailiff is going to be allowed to pronounce the charged felonies aloud during the trial.
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If you're a victorian virgin, possibly.
"He ravished my body, thrusting the shaft of his manhood deep within the rosebud of my femininty..."
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"He ravished my body, thrusting the shaft of his manhood deep within the rosebud of my femininty..."


No, no, victorian. "He ruined me by not having a sufficiently large estate"
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#17 Jul 11 2007 at 11:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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"Ok... first word... one syllable... sounds like... monkey? Gorilla?..."
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"Ok... first word... one syllable... sounds like... monkey? Gorilla?..."


Christ, you're optimistic that people will make that leap.

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#19 Jul 11 2007 at 11:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:

"Ok... first word... one syllable... sounds like... monkey? Gorilla?..."


Christ, you're optimistic that people will make that leap.



I was picturing Joph holding a picture of his bride-to-be's hairy back.

Peruvian FTW!

#20 Jul 11 2007 at 12:06 PM Rating: Default
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This is a case that is being re-tried because it was declared a mistrial before... below is a link with more information on it...

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#21 Jul 11 2007 at 12:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Interesting, but really beside the point, which is that the word "rape" can't be used in a case where the charge is rape.
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#22 Jul 11 2007 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
I work with one of the jurors, the whole case was a mess it sounds like. Too bad this is the only way our state makes the news Smiley: oyvey
#23 Jul 11 2007 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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Wint wrote:
Too bad this is the only way our state makes the news Smiley: oyvey
Hey don't forget the. . . erm. . .

Nope. Your state is as memorable as you Wint
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#24 Jul 11 2007 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
The last time was when a Judge wouldn't sentence a pedophile to prison because he was too short and would have a rough time in jail. Trying to find the article but not having much luck.
#25 Jul 11 2007 at 12:53 PM Rating: Default
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don't forget when the 19?? yr old kid wed his 14yr old pregnant GF in Missouri and the Nebraska AG or something felt like sending him to jail.
#26 Jul 11 2007 at 12:55 PM Rating: Default
Oh dear god tell me why Pedo is blocked and more importantly, why only pedo is blocked and not pedophile ?

And wtf? I would think the odds of a bad thing happening to a pedophile in jail would be all the more reason to send him there.

Call it aversion therapy

Edited, Jul 11th 2007 3:56pm by Losttroll
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