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#1 Jul 10 2007 at 2:44 PM Rating: Good
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Ever wish you'd kept your ability to translate secret?

Helped a Congo Asylum-Seeker today and had to revert to a French dictionary.

Wish I hadn't Smiley: frown

I now know the French for 'Gang-Rape', 'toddler' and 'machete'. It seems we don't have an english word for "Child Machete Rape".

She's 17 and now tonight she's in a secure mental health unit where they can help her in a number of ways, but I doubt she'll ever stop seeing her daughter when she closes her eyes.
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#2 Jul 10 2007 at 2:49 PM Rating: Decent
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How did you resist the urge to break into "Thank Heaven For Little Girls"?
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#3 Jul 10 2007 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
How did you resist the urge to break into "Thank Heaven For Little Girls"?
I counted to 10 then shagged her ear.

If not me, then who?
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#4 Jul 10 2007 at 2:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
How did you resist the urge to break into "Thank Heaven For Little Girls"?
I counted to 10 then shagged her ear.

If not me, then who?


I can't believe you two, that's awful.

Is 17 legal in the UK?
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#5 Jul 10 2007 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
How did you resist the urge to break into "Thank Heaven For Little Girls"?
I counted to 10 then shagged her ear.

If not me, then who?


I can't believe you two, that's awful.

Is 17 legal in the UK?
16 Smiley: grin
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#6 Jul 10 2007 at 2:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Cha Ching!

You hear me?
I'm on my way to Lunduhn Enga-land.
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#7 Jul 10 2007 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Cha Ching!

You hear me?
I'm on my way to Lunduhn Enga-land.
She'll be 18 in a few days.

Outta your league matey.
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#8 Jul 10 2007 at 3:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Cha Ching!

You hear me?
I'm on my way to Lunduhn Enga-land.
She'll be 18 in a few days.

Outta your league matey.


My machete says differently.


I'm going to hell.
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#9 Jul 10 2007 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
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#10 Jul 10 2007 at 3:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Is Machete Rape another one of those teen slang terms, like Flaming Dragon or Cleveland Steamer?

Urban Dictionary doesn't have anything. Who should be in charge of the entry?
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#11 Jul 10 2007 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
Who should be in charge of the entry?
Geoff Dahmer?
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