Politicians on all sides are the most corrupt people in the country. Ted Kennedy drove drunkenly into a lake and left the girl he was with in the car to die (and she did die), Bill Clinton had a sex affair in the Oval Office, Sandy Burger stole top secret documents, This Op's senator dabbles in hookers... Oh and Al Gore flies in Private Jets everywhere he goes, uses more electricity in his mansion than 20 normal households but then preaches that we all need to ride bikes and not use electricity...
I hate politicians.
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I don't think Smash lives in LA...or does he?
Minutes later, authorities said, Allen solicited the male officer inside the restroom, offering to perform oral sex for $20.
I have to say I did have to read the original story twice to believe it was a female prostitute.
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Minutes later, authorities said, Allen solicited the male officer inside the restroom, offering to perform oral sex for $20.
Hmm this story is on CNN with a few twists
1) Aparently he offered the officer $20 for a sex not asked for $20. not nearly as funny.
2) More interesting is the other job he has when he isn't cruising the park restrooms for a piece.
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A day after four of Sen. John McCain's top political strategists stepped down, the co-chairman of his Florida campaign was arrested Wednesday for allegedly offering an undercover police officer money for a sex act, Titusville police said.
More interesting is the other job he has when he isn't cruising the park restrooms for a piece.
Not really. McCain hasn't had a chance in hell since he foolishly went on the Daily Show and let Stewart eviscerate him.
Not really. McCain hasn't had a chance in hell since he foolishly went on the Daily Show and let Stewart eviscerate him.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
The story wrote:
Allen solicited the male officer inside the restroom, offering to perform oral sex for $20
Losttroll wrote:
1) Aparently he offered the officer $20 for a sex not asked for $20. not nearly as funny
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
He was (if I'm reading it right) saying "I'll give you $20 if you let me suck you off". I wasn't previously aware that getting paid to get blowjobs was a potential career option.
Most gay sex for cash is this. I've um, heard.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'll have to take your word on it.
If I'm paying to stick sausage in my mouth, it better be cooked, on a bun and served with grilled onions and mustard.
If I'm paying to stick sausage in my mouth, it better be cooked, on a bun and served with grilled onions and mustard.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Shameless bump, but I thought it should go here:
Official accused of paying for sex
Official accused of paying for sex
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KANNAPOLIS --
Coy Privette, a retired Baptist pastor, conservative lawmaker and outspoken advocate for Christian groups, was charged Thursday with paying a prostitute for sex acts.
The 74-year-old Cabarrus County commissioner was arrested at his home in Kannapolis early Thursday. He appeared before a Rowan County magistrate on six misdemeanor charges and was released on a promise to appear in court Aug. 22. He did not return e-mails or calls to his cell and home phones, and no one answered the door at his Kannapolis home.
Privette, a prominent Republican with a 30-year career, is one of the state's most vocal opponents against alcohol sales and legal gambling. He also serves on the State Baptist Convention of North Carolina and as president of the Christian Action League of North Carolina.
Coy Privette, a retired Baptist pastor, conservative lawmaker and outspoken advocate for Christian groups, was charged Thursday with paying a prostitute for sex acts.
The 74-year-old Cabarrus County commissioner was arrested at his home in Kannapolis early Thursday. He appeared before a Rowan County magistrate on six misdemeanor charges and was released on a promise to appear in court Aug. 22. He did not return e-mails or calls to his cell and home phones, and no one answered the door at his Kannapolis home.
Privette, a prominent Republican with a 30-year career, is one of the state's most vocal opponents against alcohol sales and legal gambling. He also serves on the State Baptist Convention of North Carolina and as president of the Christian Action League of North Carolina.
That's because in North Carolina we like it on top!
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