The Grass is always GreenerFollow

A 70-year-old US woman has been left bruised and bloody after an unexpected clash with police who came to arrest her because her lawn was dry and brown.

Trouble flared when Utah pensioner Betty Perry, 70, refused to give her name to an officer trying to caution her for not watering her lawn.

She says the officer hit her with handcuffs, cutting her nose, although police insist she slipped and fell.

She denied that she was resisting arrest, maintaining that she turned to go inside to call her son to fix the confusing dispute.

"I tried to sit down and get away from him," she told Utah newspaper the Daily Herald.

Mormons.

But she was let go when police realised there were "other ways" of finding out her identity without taking her to jail, a police spokesman said.

Think "Wales" but with a hint of france.

no way in hell he'd win, so thats not a concern.

Could be worse. Way over to the NE. Ne of Maine, in Canada, we elect pig farmers as part of our Provincial MPs and then get surprised when they do something stupid like drunk driving.

Elegant and sophisticated sheep-fUckers?

Drunk driving? That's small potatoes, *****.

Of course we all know Freds going to be the next president.