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#1 Jul 04 2007 at 6:56 PM Rating: Good
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Algore's son was arrested today for excessively speeding in his enviromentally friendly Toyota Prius, in which was found marijuana.

Why does Algore and his family hate Mother Earth?

An inconvenient truth is that Al Jr. needs to understand that hemp is for clothes, not mind expansion. Burning hemp adds carbon dioxide to the atmosphere. Doing 100 mph in his automobile increases his fossil fuel usage. Taking illicit drugs exponentializes his carbon footprint.

I ask you again, why does Algore's family hate the enviroment? The hypocrisy of these tree hugging shysters is staggering.

C'mon, you lefty libbies, let's hear your rationalizations and excuses.

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#2 Jul 04 2007 at 7:31 PM Rating: Default
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I still tend to think that the term 'man-made global warming' is a bunch of ***** While I DO believe humans are having a detrimental effect on the planet, all this talk of polar bears having nowhere to live cos the ice caps are melting, and small pacific islands being swallowed up by rising sea-levels... its jsut the normal behaviour of the complex system that is the plane tthat we live on. I really dont believe that we are 'causing' it with our gaseous emissions.

I reckon that the giant industry that has built up around the term 'global warming' since the early 70's is exactly that. A giant industry. And a lot of people are making a lot of money out of it.

I've tried to talk about it on this board before but couldn't be bothered in the end. Too much "but the scientists say so, so it must be true". We can all believe what we want, but I believe that if humans really gave a stuff about planet earth, theres plenty of things we could do to improve it, right now, today, rather than sitting about waiting for the the experts to come up with a plan to save us all from something that they've spent the last 25 years flying about in their jets, having 'summits', and yet still cant decide what the 'plan' should be. Feckin' idjits.

As far as smokin some hemp goes....

Totem, you should try it. It'll even make that Billy Ray Cyrus record you have in your collection sound good. (well, maybe not..)

But when it comes to 'hemp', the plant, do a bit of research. If there is anything thats going to save the planet, while giving us the fuel, food, fibres, plastics, clothes and goodness knows what else we need, Hemp is the stuff.

In conclusion. Spliffs are good. Hemp is the best. And Al Gore is just another cnut flying around the world in a jet plane telling the rest of us all to leave a smaller carbon footprint. At least his son seems kewl. (apart from the Prius. They r th3 Ghey!)
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#3 Jul 04 2007 at 7:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Totem wrote:
Algore's son was arrested today for excessively speeding in his enviromentally friendly Toyota Prius, in which was found marijuana.

Why does Algore and his family hate Mother Earth?

An inconvenient truth is that Al Jr. needs to understand that hemp is for clothes, not mind expansion. Burning hemp adds carbon dioxide to the atmosphere. Doing 100 mph in his automobile increases his fossil fuel usage. Taking illicit drugs exponentializes his carbon footprint.

I ask you again, why does Algore's family hate the enviroment? The hypocrisy of these tree hugging shysters is staggering.

C'mon, you lefty libbies, let's hear your rationalizations and excuses.

Totem


Did you get a lobotomy recently?
#4 Jul 04 2007 at 8:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Totem wrote:
I ask you again, why does Algore's family hate the enviroment? The hypocrisy of these tree hugging shysters is staggering.

C'mon, you lefty libbies, let's hear your rationalizations and excuses.
*Shrug*

Even if Al Gore's son drove around in a coal-powered Hummer spraying CFC's into the air, it wouldn't change the scientific concensus on anthropogenic climate change. Which is what I care considerably more about than what Gore's kin is up to.
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I believe that if humans really gave a stuff about planet earth...
Well, there's the rub.

Edited, Jul 4th 2007 11:11pm by Jophiel
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#5 Jul 04 2007 at 9:08 PM Rating: Decent
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I noticed an eerie similarity in the facial appearance and body type of Al Jr. and Ozzy Osbourne's son. It's like they were twins separated at birth.

As for the recreational use of hemp as a narcotic, wouldn't it be better to grind it up and place it in things like brownies rather than add CO2 to the atmosphere? Just sayin'. The Gores need to practice what they preach...

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#6 Jul 04 2007 at 9:09 PM Rating: Good
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What has Al Gore's son preached, exactly?


#7 Jul 04 2007 at 9:38 PM Rating: Decent
Yes, because the Gore family is a direct representative of most of the scientific community. Smiley: rolleyes
#8 Jul 04 2007 at 10:32 PM Rating: Decent
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As for the recreational use of hemp as a narcotic, wouldn't it be better to grind it up and place it in things like brownies rather than add CO2 to the atmosphere? Just sayin'. The Gores need to practice what they preach...



dont you need to waste gas or electricity to cook brownies?
#9 Jul 04 2007 at 11:05 PM Rating: Good
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#10 Jul 04 2007 at 11:11 PM Rating: Decent
had a feeling you were going to mention that. very nice
#11 Jul 05 2007 at 12:04 AM Rating: Good
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Hey, I'm all about the enviroment, baby.
;)

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#12 Jul 05 2007 at 4:42 AM Rating: Decent
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Look, the poor kid has to drive around in a Prius! No wonder he's into mInd alTERing dRugs, which btw, you mention having in his possesion. I see no reference to 'smoking' the said dope or, finding smoking paraphenalia.

I'm sure young gore either eats it, or perhaps rubs it on his elbows.
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#13 Jul 05 2007 at 5:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Algore's family responsible for global warming





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#14 Jul 05 2007 at 5:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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If I learned anything from this, it's that a Prius can go over 100mph.

Color me surprised.


The other thing I learned is that I can't type

Edited, Jul 5th 2007 8:16am by Jophiel
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#15 Jul 05 2007 at 5:21 AM Rating: Decent
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If I learned anything from this, it's that a Prius can go over 100mph.

Color me surprised.



I still don't believe it, I'm calling Conservative Conspiracy.


Seriously, the Prius has a 1.5L in it, pumping out a massive 76 HP, and a whole 82 ft-lbs of torque. Smiley: rolleyes There are Go-Karts out there with more HP and Torque and much less weight that can't go that fast. I guess Al Gore's son was in the back pushing as well to get it over 100mph.
#16 Jul 05 2007 at 5:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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C'mon, you lefty libbies, let's hear your rationalizations and excuses.


Obviously he was on his way to party with Barbara and Jenna.

They must have been bringing the meth.
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#17 Jul 05 2007 at 5:29 AM Rating: Decent
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No, he had the Rodney King performance pkg.

Seriously (State of Fear) (please check it)

Just try to plug this book whenever I sniff Enviroaggro.
#18 Jul 06 2007 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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