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#1 Jul 03 2007 at 9:40 AM Rating: Good
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Who's already ordered the book and booked the day off work to read it?

I predict that when Harry finds that Cho Chang won't do ****, he'll revisit his relationship with Hermione, but by then, she'll already be carrying Dumbledore's Lovechild.

Severus Snape will turn out to be Ron Weasley's father, because (as we all suspected), Molly Weasley used to go like the Shit-house door on a trawler.

And they will discover that Hagrid is packing a mangina that has serviced all of the Death Eaters and preserved their man-juices to breed a master race of Smiley: moogle-fUckers.

In the closing paragraph, Sony Online will be given rights to run the game servers and Voldemort will be revealed as a mud-blood who was responsible for the code in MS Office, at which point he will be replaced in an emergency security patch by the Minsistry of Magic.

Yeah. I've ordered the book. I am an loser
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#2 Jul 03 2007 at 9:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Snape kills everyone.
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#3 Jul 03 2007 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Snape kills everyone.
But he shags 'em all first, right?
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#4 Jul 03 2007 at 9:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's what my collection of fanfic says, yes.
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#5 Jul 03 2007 at 9:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Snape kills everyone.
But he shags 'em all first, right?


First, second, what's the diff?
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#6 Jul 03 2007 at 9:56 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Snape kills everyone.
But he shags 'em all first, right?


First, second, what's the diff?
You read Dr Hawley Crippen's Trial Transcript didn't you?

Judge: I put it to you that some of your victims were already dead when you had sexual congress with them
Crippen: (Indignantly) They were still warm!! Smiley: glare
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#7 Jul 03 2007 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: mad

Edited, Jul 4th 2007 9:26am by Nobby
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#8 Jul 03 2007 at 10:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Quote:
Judge: I put it to you


/snicker
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#9 Jul 03 2007 at 10:38 AM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Yeah. I've ordered the book. I am an loser
Fresh fodder...

My daughter has reserved a copy at the bookstore that will be open all night hosting a Muggle Party. She'll read the book in it's entirety that night. I'll get to start it the next day.

It'll be sad not going back to Hogwarts anymore.
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#10 Jul 03 2007 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
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Ive not read any of them. But I might go and see the new film wait for the film to come out on DVD now that Hermione has grown some bewbs.....
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#11 Jul 03 2007 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
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I have it reserved, can't wait to read it Smiley: smile.
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#12 Jul 03 2007 at 11:18 AM Rating: Good
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Who need read when movies are gooder?
#13 Jul 03 2007 at 11:25 AM Rating: Good
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Every time I've reserved the book it comes a few days later, while in the meantime, I go to any store and they have a ton of copies. I figure this time, I'll just wander into a store while all the kiddies are at camp and grab one.
#14 Jul 03 2007 at 11:46 AM Rating: Good
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Interesting blurb I caught about the book sales

Are retailers their own worst enemy? Take books, for example. If there is one guaranteed best seller this summer it's Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the final book in the series. But The Sacramento Bee reports "... few retailers will profit from its sales. Independent retailers feel undermined by mass marketers such as Wal-Mart and Target, which use popular titles as loss leaders, and by Amazon.com's consistent price cutting."

Amazon.com and Wal-Mart will sell Harry almost 50% off its suggested retail price of $34.99. Barnes & Noble's and Borders' price is 40% off.

"Everywhere you go there is huge, ridiculous discounting by the chains," Graham Marks, Children's Editor of Publishing News, told Reuters. "They are literally not going to make one penny out of the book. It is stupid – just throwing money away ... The world has gone mad."

"A lot of independent bookstores won't be selling Potter," Caroline Horn, Children's Editor at Bookseller, told Reuters. "They say it would be cheaper to buy it from a supermarket than the publisher."

Another example: Flat panel tv's have been one of the hottest sellers in electronic stores. So has that meant bigger profits for retailers? No. "Furious price-cutting has, during the past four months, compelled Circuit City to replace 3,400 sales clerks with lower-paid hires, pushed Tweeter Home Entertainment into Chapter 11 bankruptcy, and forced CompUSA to close more than half its stores nationwide," reported the Minneapolis Star Tribune. "Not since prices for personal computers plunged in the early 1990s have so many retailers been hurt by a single product cycle, analysts say."

#15 Jul 03 2007 at 12:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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I heard about the no-profit thing too. Craziness.

I pre-ordered my book in February! :D Gonna pick it up from a Borders near my house cause Amazon is crap about getting it to me the day of release cause I live in Hawaii. I'm gonna be down there at midnight!
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#16 Jul 03 2007 at 12:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Pikko Pots wrote:
I heard about the no-profit thing too. Craziness.



It makes a certain amount of sense if your business relies primarily on getting people into the store.

It's kind of a wash for small, non-chain bookstores, most likely. I imagine most of them will order a few copies for display.
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#17 Jul 03 2007 at 1:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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My friend wants me to go camp with him to get his like we did on the last one...but to be honest I knew more people then I thought I would so decided to broaden my horizons and Google Harry&Draco Porn because I'm gay like that...
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#18 Jul 03 2007 at 2:03 PM Rating: Good
Yep pre-ordered my copies (3, 'cause Bob forbid any of us have to share), we will be there to pick them up at midnight, and I'll read atleast 5 chapters before I go to sleep, one of which will be in the car ride home, I drove home when we bought Half Blood Prince so it's the husbands turn :D
#19 Jul 03 2007 at 2:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Harry who??

Smiley: confused
#20 Jul 03 2007 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
Sadly enough I will read the last book as well. Since finishing Children of Hurin I am completely out of new books to read and I've seen none that caught my interest in Borders. Fucking Scooter Libby.
#21 Jul 03 2007 at 3:56 PM Rating: Good
I don't know if I'll buy it. The bitCh has killed all my favourite characters: Sirius, Dumbledore, the other dude with the magic thing...

I think I'm gonna boycott it a little longer.

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#22 Jul 03 2007 at 4:58 PM Rating: Good
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I am completely out of new books to read and I've seen none that caught my interest


I know I've mentioned it before but honestly, if you want to get your head stuck into a fecking outstanding series of books with a 'fantasy' (term used somewhat reluctantly) theme, check these ones out.

Makes Harry Potter look like a kids book. What? oh..they are? well why the feck is everyone so excited about them??

Get some Malazan Empire in your scone. you wont regret it.
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#23 Jul 03 2007 at 5:01 PM Rating: Default
I've seen the fifth film at a black curtain screening.

Let me be the one to tell you, it sucked, and judging by my incredibly low standards, that mean it really sucked.

I'm not pre-ordering the book or anything, as I'll be at a concert (one I can't miss) the day it comes out, but I am looking forward to seeing how it all ends.
#24 Jul 03 2007 at 5:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'll be at a concert (one I can't miss)


Oh gawd, not again with the Faith Hill. Smiley: rolleyes
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#25 Jul 03 2007 at 10:43 PM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
Codyy wrote:
I'll be at a concert (one I can't miss)


Oh gawd, not again with the Faith Hill. Smiley: rolleyes


Could be that awful pop band that markets itself as metal. Coddy's pretty hardcore afterall, why the other day he went to K-mart and tried to buy his own underwear, without his mother /gasp. Unfortunately they were all out of 'morbidly obese' briefs.
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#26 Jul 03 2007 at 11:00 PM Rating: Default
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Tare wrote:
Codyy wrote:
I'll be at a concert (one I can't miss)


Oh gawd, not again with the Faith Hill. Smiley: rolleyes


Could be that awful pop band that markets itself as metal. Coddy's pretty hardcore afterall, why the other day he went to K-mart and tried to buy his own underwear, without his mother /gasp. Unfortunately they were all out of 'morbidly obese' briefs.
Oh dear bhodi, when will you learn...

You should know I'm smart enough to go to Morbidly Obese & Greasy for my undergarment needs.
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