My apologies, Jophiel. Had I known my absence had made your heart grow fonder and your hours ponderously longer, I'd have quickly come to your rescue. But alas, as of late my wit and humor have been needed more elsewhere, namely at work.
Besides, aren't your impending nuptuals enough to keep you perched on the edge of your seat in giddy anticipation of tapping that fine Peruvian a$$? Long hours of erotic daydreams should be more than sufficient to fritter away hours upon hours of tedious J-O-B related work. You gotta earn your jerk, man.
/taps the side of his head with his forefinger
C'mon. Use that noggin for what God intended: Sexual fantasies.
Totem