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#1 Jul 02 2007 at 11:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pickwick's DNA is ready for the home splicing kits.

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BOIS CHERI, Mauritius (Reuters) -- The remains of a dodo found in a cave beneath bamboo and tea plantations in Mauritius offer the best chance yet to learn about the extinct flightless bird, a scientist said on Friday.

The discovery was made earlier this month in the Mauritian highlands but the location was kept secret until the recovery of the skeleton, nicknamed "Fred", was completed on Friday. Four men guarded the site overnight.

Julian Hume, a paleontologist at Britain's Natural History Museum, told Reuters the remains were likely to yield excellent DNA and other vital clues, because they were found intact, in isolation, and in a cave.

"The geneticists who want to get their hands on this will be skipping down the street," he said, after bringing the last of the remains to the surface.


The idea of paleo-microbiologists skipping down the street is fraught with hysteria.
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#2 Jul 02 2007 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
Fred...?
#3 Jul 02 2007 at 11:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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This is just the first step to an island full of poison-spitting super-intelligent dodos, chasing kids through the jungle.
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#4 Jul 02 2007 at 11:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
This is just the first step to an island full of poison-spitting super-intelligent dodos, chasing kids through the jungle.


Oh, I hope so!
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#5 Jul 02 2007 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
Jophiel wrote:
This is just the first step to an island full of poison-spitting super-intelligent dodos, chasing kids through the jungle.


Would we be so kind as to give them the gift of flight?
#6 Jul 02 2007 at 12:04 PM Rating: Good
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Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Would we be so kind as to give them the gift of flight?
...or better yet, high velocity automatic weapons.
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#7 Jul 02 2007 at 1:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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And lasers. Yeah...
#8 Jul 02 2007 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
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And lasers. Yeah...


pew pew!!!!

Edit: ph3ar teh 4444 post countz!!!!

Edited, Jul 2nd 2007 4:04pm by Aadyn Litefoot
#9 Jul 02 2007 at 3:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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At last!!! After years and years of searching, my plans for world domination can move forward! You see, the Dodo is the ideal mount for an army of wombat cavelry. The little saddles fit perfectly on the backs. It's all coming together!!!
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