So I was doing something last night, half listening to the news, when I heard them talking about the Chris Benoit thing.
All of a sudden, the television has my full attention and I'm thinking, "No, they're not talking about that? Could it be?" Then I realized they were talking about Chris Benoit. Boy did I feel dumb.
See, being a barbarian, I have been pronouncing it Ben-oyt instead of Ben-wah.
Ben Wa Balls