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FYI minty condoms hurt when you take them off.
Did you put it on inside out?
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Did you put it on inside out?
No. I'm pretty sure you would have to actually try to put a condom on inside out. They only roll one way, you would have unroll it, flip it over, and good luck getting the thing on after that.
Then I can't understand how a Minty condom would hurt?
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Then I can't understand how a Minty condom would hurt?
They're flavored on both sides.
Master NixNot wrote:
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Then I can't understand how a Minty condom would hurt?
They're flavored on both sides.
Exactly, and the flavouring kinda kills the lube a bit. So it tends to stick. It's like dipping it in liquid rubber and trying to peel it off after it dries.
Next time, just wrap your stick with newspaper like the rest of us, you fancy-pants rich boy with your "latex condoms" and "mint-oil flavorings".
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Next time, just wrap your stick with newspaper like the rest of us, you fancy-pants rich boy with your "latex condoms" and "mint-oil flavorings".
I ran out of plastic wrap, in my frantic dash for a baby catcher I found this behind the toilet stuck to the wall.
Could have been worse. You could have been using the lemon-flavored condom, or the dill pickle flavored one.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
or the dill pickle flavored one.
That almost turned me gay. Salt and Vinegar probably would have done it.
What is this "condom" that you speak of?
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
What is this "condom" that you speak of?
I think they're talking about condoments.
How about when you're trying to pull out a tampon that's just a little on the dry side. That hurts.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
How about when you're trying to pull out a tampon that's just a little on the dry side. That hurts.
...is there a petition to sign up for ******** or do I have to sign a contract?
Yodabunny wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
How about when you're trying to pull out a tampon that's just a little on the dry side. That hurts.
...is there a petition to sign up for ******** or do I have to sign a contract?
I believe you just register.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
How about when you're trying to pull out a tampon that's just a little on the dry side. That hurts.
My wife says that aswell...
/shudder
One more reason to LOVE my *****....
Remember, remember, the wetter the better.
And if you don't have lube, spit in it. It's not the most aesthetically pleasing way to wet your willy, but it does the trick.
And if you don't have lube, spit in it. It's not the most aesthetically pleasing way to wet your willy, but it does the trick.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Curry flavored condoms used to be popular in London when I lived there.....
Now, they were stingers....
Now, they were stingers....
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Way way TMI.
What's a condom?
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