My 3 YO is presently plastered against the window with a big grin on his face.
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A fire engine has just stopped right outside the house 
My 3 YO is presently plastered against the window with a big grin on his face.
My 3 YO is presently plastered against the window with a big grin on his face.
Our neighborhood is situated in a part of San Diego where we can see fireworks in the distance just about every night. Kids love it. Dog doesn't.
Your child is well on his way to becoming a newspaper columnist.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Now, teach him to stop, drop and roll.
Burn that energy!
Burn that energy!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
My 3 YO is presently plastered against the window with a big grin on his face.
Sure, it's all fun and games until he ends up backstage blowing a guy in a Village People tribute band.
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Smasharoo wrote:
My 3 YO is presently plastered against the window with a big grin on his face.
Sure, it's all fun and games until he ends up backstage blowing a guy in a Village People tribute band.
We all make mistakes.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
A kid who used to live across the road was just the same as tarv Mk II until his dad had to pay a 500 quid fine for his son't 23 hoax calls in a month
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Jophiel wrote:
Your child is well on his way to becoming an arsonist .
Deathwysh wrote:
[quote=Jophiel]Your child is well on his way to becoming an ************
FTFY.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Deathwysh wrote:
[quote=Jophiel]Your child is well on his way to becoming an ************
FTFY.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
And that, my friends, is the recipe for "Keyboard a la Stella Artois"
Damn I miss that Lager, all my efforts to find it here in the US were miserably met with failure. I enjoyed nothing other than Stella Artois during my travels throughout Asia.
EDIT: Quote tags own me today.
Edited, Jun 22nd 2007 8:24pm by Rimesume
Damn I miss that Lager, all my efforts to find it here in the US were miserably met with failure.
Odd. You find it grocery stores on the east coast. It's as common as Budweiser.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Odd. You find it grocery stores on the east coast. It's as common as Budweiser.
Edited, Jun 23rd 2007 3:54am by tarv
He said Lager not pisswater.
What the hell are you babbling about? It's ****** beer. There's a reason they serve it in McDonald's in Brussels.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
It's pretty common here too. They used to offer it gratis during events at the clubhouse in a friend's apartment complex.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
Smasharoo wrote:
Damn I miss that Lager, all my efforts to find it here in the US were miserably met with failure.
Odd. You find it grocery stores on the east coast. It's as common as Budweiser.
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What the hell are you babbling about? It's sh*tty beer. There's a reason they serve it in McDonald's in Brussels.
True, how on earth Inbev could ever promote Stella all over the world instead of the superior versions Jupiler or even Maes pils is beyond me.
Still, Stella is a lot better than Budweiser. Both are by far superior to Heineken though.
As for your 3YO tarv, you might get a tape of that and play it all the time when he's too bothersome? A quiet way of spending a rainy day?
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A refrigerator box will accomplish much the same thing =)
Or a car trunk.
too soon?
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