http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/21/AR2007062102403.html
Crocs have been given the presidential seal of approval but this is not necessarily a good thing.
George W. Bush was photographed recently in a pair of black Crocs -- Cayman style, $29.99 -- as he was heading out from the White House to ride his bike. He wore the clunky resin clogs -- which have ventilation holes and a heel strap -- with a pair of black shorts, a white camp shirt, a baseball cap with the image of an unidentified Scottish terrier and black bike socks imprinted with the presidential seal.
Seeing anyone wearing them mostly makes me want to puke. Now I know I'm a little more uptight about fashion than a lot of people, for instance I think manufacturing short sleeve dress shirts should be a crime punishable by death, but really. Is there someone, somewhere who thinks plastic shoes with little holes in them look ok?
Then I discovered this:
Could they have been in a goodie bag at the May fundraiser for the Virginia Republican Party, which, according to the Associated Press, Crocs Chairman Rick Sharp hosted and Bush attended?
I knew it. The GOP's version of Birkenstocks look like **** and are made out of, but of course, petroleum products.
Insideous to the core.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Now I know I'm a little more uptight...
hahahahahahahahhaha
ahem, sorry.
hahahahahahahahahaha
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
You know, the more I think about it, the funnier it would be to see Cheney in a pair of crocs. I don't think I'd ever stop laughing. He would, of course, look angry that he was wearing them the whole time.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Crocs huh? I wondered what those pieces of holy **** were called.
Oh, holy fUck. I just looked at the picture.
Black. Socks.
*dies*
Black. Socks.
*dies*
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
My dad recently bought a bright red pair, wears 'em everywhere.
Oddly enough, we're both liberals. Hmm...
Oddly enough, we're both liberals. Hmm...
Samira wrote:
Oh, holy fUck. I just looked at the picture.
Black. Socks.
*dies*
Black. Socks.
*dies*
I'm going to send him a pair of sandals and a pair of toe-socks. Multicolored toe-socks.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
My fiance suggested I get a pair of those. She's now tied up in the basement of my apartment building.
Godamn those things are ugly.
Damn it. I have that exact same pair. Now that he's worn them I have to burn them.
Pikko Pots wrote:
Damn it. I have that exact same pair. Now that he's worn them I have to burn them.
Burning rubber Crocs will instantly rip a hole in the ozone layer the size of Jupiter. You sure you don't want to just bury em in they yard so they can decompose after a few hundred thousand years?
Since he seems to like the trendy footwear, I think we should send him a pair of heelies for Christmas. Anyone know his size?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Sopio wrote:
My dad recently bought a bright red pair, wears 'em everywhere.
Oddly enough, we're both retards. Hmm...
Oddly enough, we're both retards. Hmm...
FTFY
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