Smasharoo wrote:
Your face looks like someone smashed Rachel Ray in the face with a shovel and then taped a pork chop under her chin.
Now, that's hawt.
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Now, that's hawt.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
just remember, its not about the money. nor the things you need to do that you feel have to be done BEFORE you get married.
if you are ment to be together, it will not matter if the enguagement is one day in vegas or 5 years in your home town. marriage is a piece of paper and wont save you if you cant stand the sight of each other after a couple years.
same with your commitment proclaimed in a church. any church.
the only thing that matters is your committment to each other. the only thing that will keep you together is your committment to each other. you have it or you dont. and sadly, there is no way to tell how far that committment goes untill it is tested.
live together. reguardless of what the church says, it is the only way to see if you can stand the sight of each other when you wake up with a hang over and smell each others morning breath. i STRONGLY recommend it. i STROGNY recommend you live togther for a while before you have children too. children put an increadable strain on a marriage.
about the things you think you need to do before you get married. forget about it. you dont need to buy a house the day you say "im done...errr.....i do" and you can work through those issues together.
weather you get married today or 5 years from now, dont let that stop either of you from finnishing your plans for education.
but dont let the day to day challenges of life affect your decision of when to get married. they just keep comming. you finish one, you get hit by three more. it never ends. not untill you die anyway. and it is easier to work through them when you have some one else with a vested interest in seeing you get through them. that works both ways too.
congrats.
if you are ment to be together, it will not matter if the enguagement is one day in vegas or 5 years in your home town. marriage is a piece of paper and wont save you if you cant stand the sight of each other after a couple years.
same with your commitment proclaimed in a church. any church.
the only thing that matters is your committment to each other. the only thing that will keep you together is your committment to each other. you have it or you dont. and sadly, there is no way to tell how far that committment goes untill it is tested.
live together. reguardless of what the church says, it is the only way to see if you can stand the sight of each other when you wake up with a hang over and smell each others morning breath. i STRONGLY recommend it. i STROGNY recommend you live togther for a while before you have children too. children put an increadable strain on a marriage.
about the things you think you need to do before you get married. forget about it. you dont need to buy a house the day you say "im done...errr.....i do" and you can work through those issues together.
weather you get married today or 5 years from now, dont let that stop either of you from finnishing your plans for education.
but dont let the day to day challenges of life affect your decision of when to get married. they just keep comming. you finish one, you get hit by three more. it never ends. not untill you die anyway. and it is easier to work through them when you have some one else with a vested interest in seeing you get through them. that works both ways too.
congrats.
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So, are there any suggestions from the fellow asylumites
If that dude in your myspace is your 'fiance', he's too good for you. I figure either he was a virgin when you met him and he 'fell in love' or you let him do you in the butt and he doesn't have to ask to do ***-to-mouth.
You disgust me with your attempt to stand in the same light as the other allafemmes. Flea, Nexa, DSD, Thumb, Yan-yan, etc; they are hawt asylumites. You're just a dumpy ***** that somehow figured out how to turn on a computer.
You want some advice? For our sake, and yours, stop posting here. Get outside and start jogging, spend some time at the gym, get a job, and lay off the twinkies.
Who the f'ck goes to school for jewelcrafting, photography, and some legal courses?
Jewel thief is NOT in the highschool aptitude tests.
Jewel thief is NOT in the highschool aptitude tests.
Well, I knew I came to the right place for advice....lmao.
And yes, I have shed a few pounds since then...but I am one of the skinnier ones amongst the group of girls I am friends with.
Calling me fat is nothing new dearies so
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I'm just waiting until white and plump women are back in style as they were in the Victorian era.
And yes, I have shed a few pounds since then...but I am one of the skinnier ones amongst the group of girls I am friends with.
Calling me fat is nothing new dearies so
. I'm just waiting until white and plump women are back in style as they were in the Victorian era.
Yodabunny, I went to the y'ocal community college for prelaw crappola and threw a jewelry making class in for ***** n giggles.
NorseGoddess wrote:
So, are there any suggestions from the fellow asylumites on how to keep up a good engagement so we are not sick of each other by the time we actually get hitched??
At any rate, have fun and spends lots of someone elses money on a big wedding.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Yodabunny wrote:
Who the f'ck goes to school for jewelcrafting, photography, and some legal courses?
I think my halfling druid did...but I forget.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
lifesboss wrote:
you never go *** to mouth
The folks at herfirstasstomouth.com disagree.
Yes, you never go *** to mouth my friends....and no big wedding...thinkin very small since we are both extremely broke.
If you fear being sick of each other by the time you're about to get married, you're too immature to think about marriage.
You're not engaged. You may wish to fantasize that you are, but you're not. Get a rock on the finger after he's really proposed, and start making plans, and you can consider yourself engaged. But the first sentence in this post rings more true. Don't be the bimbo idiot who wants to be married so bad she'll jump at the chance of being called engaged. If you truly have to come here and ask the question you did, you're doomed before you even say I do.
You're not engaged. You may wish to fantasize that you are, but you're not. Get a rock on the finger after he's really proposed, and start making plans, and you can consider yourself engaged. But the first sentence in this post rings more true. Don't be the bimbo idiot who wants to be married so bad she'll jump at the chance of being called engaged. If you truly have to come here and ask the question you did, you're doomed before you even say I do.
NorseGoddess wrote:
And yes, I have shed a few pounds since then...but I am one of the skinnier ones amongst the group of girls I am friends with.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
And yes, I have shed a few pounds since then...but I am one of the skinnier ones amongst the group of girls I am friends with.
Probably not, unless you exclusively cultivate sausage gorging circus freaks for friends. If you are, it can't be an accident, so it reveals you as painfully shallow and superficial in your choice of a peer group.
Calling me fat is nothing new dearies so.
No one's "calling" you anything. You are fat. Point of fact, you're probably morbidly obese. Aside from looking terrible, you're putting yourself at risk for major health complications down the road. Stop eating so much. It's not fucking rocket science, now is it? It's not about what you look like, it's about pondering if that extra strip of bacon was worth it ten years from now when you're a 35 year old diabetic with heart problems.
I'm just waiting until white and plump women are back in style as they were in the Victorian era.
Fat and ignorant. What a catch, you are. The Victorian era? Are you serious? Yeah nothing says plump like a 15 inch waist.
Grow up. You're barely ready to cross the street on your own, getting married should be beyond out of the question. Unemployed, live at home, spending the majority of your time in escapist fantasies: ideal time to get married. Squeeze out a few kids, too. I'm not sure what exactly is wrong with your parents but they should have punched the guy in the balls and lit him on fire. It would have saved you some time, and the rest of us untold sums of tax dollars.
Good luck.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
You are fat. Point of fact, you're probably morbidly obese. Aside from looking terrible, you're putting yourself at risk for major health complications down the road. Stop eating so much. It's not fucking rocket science, now is it?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nothing like a drunken ringless proposal to make you feel all special and loved and Shit.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Nothing like a drunken ringless proposal to make you feel all special and loved and Shit.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Jophiel wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Think of how I felt when I learned that she lives about 20-30min from me 
Prolonged exposure to OoT is prone to cause side-effects, it seems.
Smasharoo wrote:
I'm not sure what exactly is wrong with your parents but they should have punched the guy in the balls and lit him on fire.
For taking her off their hands? That's kind of rude, considering.
This dizzy ***** and her stupid shit 'fiance' are what make me go /cringe when I look at how much taxes I'm paying for welfare programs. I can only hope she doesn't get impregnated by this douchebag within the next 15 years. Any decent woman I know would be infuriated by a proposal without a ring and any plans for a date.
King Rimesume wrote:
This dizzy ***** and her stupid shit 'fiance' are what make me go /cringe when I look at how much taxes I'm paying for welfare programs. I can only hope she doesn't get impregnated by this douchebag within the next 15 years. Any decent woman I know would be infuriated by a proposal without a ring and any plans for a date.
That sounded almost like you're criticising low standards in women.
She may look like she probably has 8 tits and barks, but don't make it sound like women should have standards! Disloyalty to 'Team Man' could make you ghey!
Edited, Jun 22nd 2007 5:48pm by Nobby
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
Nothing like a drunken ringless proposal to make you feel all special and loved and Shit.
SO much.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I would advise to spend as *much* time as possible together in the immediate future. Try to get all the big fights and arguments out of the way now, just to make sure you really are going to be compatible under the law. My fiancée and I spent about five months together, literally almost shoulder-to-shoulder for twenty hours a day with nothing to do except get on each others' nerves. We had the marriage talks, we had the baby talks, we had a few short-term split-ups and have reconciled. Once you go through all these things, then you can figure out if you really will be able to spend the rest of your lives together (not that marriage is in any way binding anymore).
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Samira wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
Nothing like a drunken ringless proposal to make you feel all special and loved and Shit.
SO much.
On the plus side, if you have a 2nd head, genital warts and a habit of tasting your own eye-boogers in public, you're still unlikely to be as unattractive as NorseGodess.
Oh, and just to point out that it's not her fatness that makes NorseGodess ugly (I don't find skinny wimmins attractive), it's her ugliness that makes her ugly.
The stupidity doesn't help either.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
Nothing like a drunken ringless proposal to make you feel all special and loved and Shit.
SO much.
On the plus side, if you have a 2nd head, genital warts and a habit of tasting your own eye-boogers in public, you're still unlikely to be as unattractive as NorseGodess.
Oh, and just to point out that it's not her fatness that makes NorseGodess ugly (I don't find skinny wimmins attractive), it's her ugliness that makes her ugly.
The stupidity doesn't help either.
How you do go on! /blush
I don't even think she's *that* fat. She's just dreadfully vapid.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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