Joph/Jack: Look, I didn't ask to be your 'leader'. I just want to get out of this Forum like the rest of you!
Flea'Lo/Kate: Oh Jack!
Smash/Sawyer: Whatever you say, freckles
Joph/Jack: Have you got any guns Sawyer? Be honest now.
Smash/Sawyer: I'm not here. You never met me. I'm a rare otter currently eating abalone offa my belly near the coast just offa Portland
Nepthys/Sayid: Want me to torture him?
A shot rings out.
tarv/Charlie: CrapShitFuck!
Nobby/Desmond: Easy there brother.
ToUtem/Locke: Never mind the gunshots. Anyone noticed that since we found ourselves on this forum, our Karma has just healed to 'Guru'?
Darqflame/Juliet: He's right. Even RedPhoenixx is above default and he's french, a n00b, and a middle-aged woman!
RedPhoenixx/Rousseau: Sorrrrry - what was that? Ah was busy combing mah arrrrmpit hairrr
E_odus/Jin:
![Smiley: dubious](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/dubious.gif)
Pikko/Sun: He said our Karma is self-healing
E_odus/Jin:
![Smiley: confused](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/confused.gif)
Pikko/Sun: Oh whatever - go catch more fish
E_odus/Jin:
![Smiley: schooled](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/schooled.gif)
An Polar Bear and an
![Smiley: llama](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/llama.gif)
Darqflame/Juliet: Listen up. I know what debalic/Ben is trying to do.
gbaji/Boone: What is it that debalic/Ben is attempting to endeavour to achieve in his efforts for that thing which he is pursuing for the achievemnt thereof to make happen and force to occur?
Darqflame/Juliet: Whut?
gbaji/Boone: Well you could put it that way.
Smash/Sawyer: Yeah, he meant 'WTF' sweetcheeks.
Darqflame/Juliet: Oh. Ben wants to wait until we're posting in a trivial but cliquey thread, then camp us down to sub-default.
Codyy/Walt: Dad?
Kaolian/Hurley: Walt. Stop saying that. I'm just a family friend!
Codyy/Walt: Oh. Hmmkay.
Nobby/Desmond: Easy there brother.
Flashback!
Smash/Sawyer: Say, is that an Rolex?
Joph/Jack: Yeah. Why?
Smash/Sawyer: May I see?
Joph/Jack: OK
Joph/Jack hands over the watch
Smash/Sawyer runs away
Smash/Sawyer: Sucker!
Joph/Jack: Pwn3d
![Smiley: frown](http://zam.zamimg.com/i/smilies/frown.gif)