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Previously, on 'Pwned'. . .

Joph/Jack: Look, I didn't ask to be your 'leader'. I just want to get out of this Forum like the rest of you!
Flea'Lo/Kate: Oh Jack!
Smash/Sawyer: Whatever you say, freckles
Joph/Jack: Have you got any guns Sawyer? Be honest now.
Smash/Sawyer: I'm not here. You never met me. I'm a rare otter currently eating abalone offa my belly near the coast just offa Portland
Nepthys/Sayid: Want me to torture him?

A shot rings out.

tarv/Charlie: CrapShitFuck!
Nobby/Desmond: Easy there brother.
ToUtem/Locke: Never mind the gunshots. Anyone noticed that since we found ourselves on this forum, our Karma has just healed to 'Guru'?
Darqflame/Juliet: He's right. Even RedPhoenixx is above default and he's french, a n00b, and a middle-aged woman!
RedPhoenixx/Rousseau: Sorrrrry - what was that? Ah was busy combing mah arrrrmpit hairrr
E_odus/Jin:
Pikko/Sun: He said our Karma is self-healing
E_odus/Jin:
Pikko/Sun: Oh whatever - go catch more fish
E_odus/Jin:

An Polar Bear and an scurry by.

Darqflame/Juliet: Listen up. I know what debalic/Ben is trying to do.
gbaji/Boone: What is it that debalic/Ben is attempting to endeavour to achieve in his efforts for that thing which he is pursuing for the achievemnt thereof to make happen and force to occur?
Darqflame/Juliet: Whut?
gbaji/Boone: Well you could put it that way.
Smash/Sawyer: Yeah, he meant 'WTF' sweetcheeks.
Darqflame/Juliet: Oh. Ben wants to wait until we're posting in a trivial but cliquey thread, then camp us down to sub-default.
Codyy/Walt: Dad?
Kaolian/Hurley: Walt. Stop saying that. I'm just a family friend!
Codyy/Walt: Oh. Hmmkay.
Nobby/Desmond: Easy there brother.

Flashback!

Smash/Sawyer: Say, is that an Rolex?
Joph/Jack: Yeah. Why?
Smash/Sawyer: May I see?
Joph/Jack: OK

Joph/Jack hands over the watch

Smash/Sawyer runs away

Smash/Sawyer: Sucker!
Joph/Jack: Pwn3d

Spit the beer in the kids' mouths... that should work.

Who else pictured the cat in Nad's avatard saying this?

Hahaha, I needed that laugh. As I was reading I thought, hmm, I bet I'm Sun.

Driftwood, you appear in a later episode as the raft. Unfortunately you're exploded by The Others.

Though I was hoping for the role of Mr Echo.

Rousseau is so, like totally uncool.

My agent has been sacked with immediate effect.

Anyway, give us more!

I wanna know if:

- gabji/Boone get killed by the black smoke taking the shape of an evil alphabet

- if E_odus/Jin finally admits that he's not a fisherman and that he bought all his fish from the Asda tucked away in the creek

- And if Nexa/Claire is gonna make a semi-nude appearance soon.

I can see why you'd be confused...the writing is better than on the actual show.

Nexa

Edited, Jun 22nd 2007 6:40am by Nexa

somewhere in the world... Barkingturtle is shaking is head in disapproval.

great. I get to go to bed with that image...