Please allowing me to be brief with my language words and patiently observe as you read.
I am the pleasure of being Nobby Olawudwu-Osanjakwe who is chief Karma Adviser to my client who is being an Guru within the republic of Allkhazam.com. It would be my most pleasure to identify his name, but your discretionary secrecy is my aim as his name must, for the now, remain anonymous as you will sympathise.
Following further to a successful and most gloriously rate-upful series of posts on the auspicious subject of Free Runs and Fire Bomblets, my client has amassed a Karma of 4.99, but due to my country's restrictive legal legislative laws, is unable to post with such an high and worthy rating.
If you are able to help with his aidful assistance, I am in a position to ask you to temporarily accept his karma rating in your country where he may then avail himself of a Red Title and bathe in the gloriousness of his mighty status.
If you are permissively willing to accept his Karma until he is able to accept it back in reciprocal return, you will be benefiting and rewarded with 10% of his karma.
This introduction is selective exclusively to your self as you are seen to be a poster of trustful virtue, and I am Trust in the Lord that you help with his dilemma.
If for you .49 Karma rising increase you can help, reply to this post with your email, most recent avatard and joUrnal passowrd, I am helping and appreciative of your good.
In honesty and faithful, your help be his reward.
Fondest word.
Nobby Olawudwu-Osanjakwe
Hut #2
Sndinke Mugwebwe village
Turn left at the Zebra's water-hole near the baobab tree with the green ribbon
Kaolian Province
Nigeria