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#1 Jun 21 2007 at 1:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Please allowing me to be brief with my language words and patiently observe as you read.

I am the pleasure of being Nobby Olawudwu-Osanjakwe who is chief Karma Adviser to my client who is being an Guru within the republic of Allkhazam.com. It would be my most pleasure to identify his name, but your discretionary secrecy is my aim as his name must, for the now, remain anonymous as you will sympathise.

Following further to a successful and most gloriously rate-upful series of posts on the auspicious subject of Free Runs and Fire Bomblets, my client has amassed a Karma of 4.99, but due to my country's restrictive legal legislative laws, is unable to post with such an high and worthy rating.

If you are able to help with his aidful assistance, I am in a position to ask you to temporarily accept his karma rating in your country where he may then avail himself of a Red Title and bathe in the gloriousness of his mighty status.

If you are permissively willing to accept his Karma until he is able to accept it back in reciprocal return, you will be benefiting and rewarded with 10% of his karma.

This introduction is selective exclusively to your self as you are seen to be a poster of trustful virtue, and I am Trust in the Lord that you help with his dilemma.

If for you .49 Karma rising increase you can help, reply to this post with your email, most recent avatard and joUrnal passowrd, I am helping and appreciative of your good.

In honesty and faithful, your help be his reward.

Fondest word.

Nobby Olawudwu-Osanjakwe
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#2 Jun 21 2007 at 1:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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On second thought, I think I'll have the chicken.
#3 Jun 21 2007 at 1:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dear Mr. Olawudwu-Osanjakwe,

GFY

Respectfully yours,

Git
#4 Jun 21 2007 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
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Getting spammed again Nobby?


Most of mine since i got back from deployment have been Viagra.... like i would have needed it after being away for 3 month Smiley: rolleyes
#5 Jun 21 2007 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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Baron von tarv wrote:
Most of mine since i got back from deployment have been Viagra.... like i would have needed it after being away for 3 month Smiley: rolleyes
Smiley: lol

So little tarv V3.0 is due Jan '08 Smiley: sly
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#6 Jun 21 2007 at 1:36 PM Rating: Decent
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So little tarv V3.0 is due Jan '08
No chance, we can't even decide what to name THIS one for bobs sake!

As soon as i can i'm going down the snip snippity snip route of birth control!
#7 Jun 21 2007 at 3:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Baron von tarv wrote:
As soon as i can i'm going down the snip snippity snip route of birth control!

I've always been a little wary of getting my junk sliced up...
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#8 Jun 21 2007 at 6:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Debalic wrote:
Baron von tarv wrote:
As soon as i can i'm going down the snip snippity snip route of birth control!

I've always been a little wary of getting my junk sliced up...


I hear getting it ripped off is all the new rage in England.
#9 Jun 23 2007 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
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Now make with the rate ups.
#10 Jun 23 2007 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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I hear getting it ripped off is all the new rage in England.


Holy ouch! /cringe
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