Or at least too stupid to raise a child to maturity.
Gist: mother tapes a pacifier to baby's mouth "so it wouldn't fall out", and puts him down for a nap (and then fails to check on him for several hours). Hilarity ensues.
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Or at least too stupid to raise a child to maturity.
Gist: mother tapes a pacifier to baby's mouth "so it wouldn't fall out", and puts him down for a nap (and then fails to check on him for several hours). Hilarity ensues.
Gist: mother tapes a pacifier to baby's mouth "so it wouldn't fall out", and puts him down for a nap (and then fails to check on him for several hours). Hilarity ensues.
Read it.
Inwardly digest.
Read it again.
This is Republican oppression at work. If the liberals were in charge she'd have been able to afford a Car Trunk for him to play in.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
For a moment there, Sam, I thought I was on Fark.com.
Sick people out there. Stuff like this compells me to come closer to agreeing for a parenting license. Not that it would help a lot. But it may just screen out the more obvious fucktards.
Sick people out there. Stuff like this compells me to come closer to agreeing for a parenting license. Not that it would help a lot. But it may just screen out the more obvious fucktards.
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This is Republican oppression at work. If the liberals were in charge she'd have been able to afford a Car Trunk for him to play in.
Fucker. Now I need a towel.
The kid's now a martyr for free speach.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
DSD wrote:
For a moment there, Sam, I thought I was on Fark.com.
Haha, I thought the same thing. I was like, Oh, Samira reads Fark!
Which tag would that fall under? SCARY? SICK? or STUPID?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Don't think that after -4 hours of sleep and watching your child scream after spitting it out 128 times in the last 2 hours that this idea hasn't come to most people.
Yeah, I nearly cried when I heard about this today. Christ on a pogo stick.
Debalic wrote:
Which tag would that fall under? SCARY? SICK? or STUPID?
I think Dumbass is more appropriate.
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tarv.
Read it.
Inwardly digest.
Read it again.
Read it.
Inwardly digest.
Read it again.
Did you see the sentence they want to give her? Ugh.
Sometimes I wish they would be more harsh in cases inflicted by stupidity. Perhaps it would get people to think twice before doing retarded things. Then again maybe not. But at least it'll keep them from inflicting harm upon others with their lack of logical thought for a while longer.
Edit: When insulting someone else's intelligence, it is usually a good idea not to mess up markup tags.
Edited, Jun 21st 2007 7:22am by Kakusaijin
Sometimes I wish they would be more harsh in cases inflicted by stupidity. Perhaps it would get people to think twice before doing retarded things. Then again maybe not. But at least it'll keep them from inflicting harm upon others with their lack of logical thought for a while longer.
Edit: When insulting someone else's intelligence, it is usually a good idea not to mess up markup tags.
Edited, Jun 21st 2007 7:22am by Kakusaijin
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Don't think that after -4 hours of sleep and watching your child scream after spitting it out 128 times in the last 2 hours that this idea hasn't come to most people.
Meh, I just went through that crying last night. Instead of taping the pacifier to his mouth I just kicked my husband at 5 in the morning and told him to deal with it
Coffee is not going to touch this exhaustion today
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Don't think that after -4 hours of sleep and watching your child scream after spitting it out 128 times in the last 2 hours that this idea hasn't come to most people.
Amen, brutha.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Don't think that after -4 hours of sleep and watching your child scream after spitting it out 128 times in the last 2 hours that this idea hasn't come to most people.
Well, see, what you do then is tie it to the mobile so it dangles juuuuuust out of his reach.
Sure, you still don't get any sleep, but at least it's good for a laugh.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
On the other hand it's heartening to know there are stupid parents outside of the States.
I hate people sometimes.
I hate people sometimes.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
On the other hand it's heartening to know there are stupid parents outside of the States.
I hate people sometimes.
I hate people sometimes.
I h8 them 2.
4real.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Meh, I just went through that crying last night. Instead of taping the pacifier to his mouth I just kicked my husband at 5 in the morning and told him to deal with it
Job done, no dummy's, no tape.
One time I taped a bib on my little princess because daddy's pain in the *** kept ripping it off. She was stronger than the velcro that was supposed to hold it in place. Ducttape ftw! Does that count?
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
One time I taped a bib on my little princess because daddy's pain in the *** kept ripping it off. She was stronger than the velcro that was supposed to hold it in place. Ducttape ftw! Does that count?
Only if you used enough to keep her in place too.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
Next time just staple it on. Either that or go get some button ones, that always foiled my son. Of course, it also really pissed him off... so the trade off was my hearing.
Tare wrote:
Samira wrote:
CNN wrote:
Pat and Sheena Wheaton said they decided to name their new baby "4real" shortly after having an ultrasound and being struck by the reality of his impending arrival.
On the other hand it's heartening to know there are stupid parents outside of the States.
I hate people sometimes.
I h8 them 2.
4real.
OMG! Like, we're actually gonna *have* a baby??
tarv wrote:
Meh, retainers are for Lazy Parents, i've managed to get one son to 3 without using one i'm pretty sure i can manage another.
What'd you use, a finger dipped in whiskey? I hear that works pretty well.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Sometimes I wish they would be more harsh in cases inflicted by stupidity.
Stupidity is relative though. Actually, I'm getting a little sick of the "I hate stupid people" line (like anyone actually likes ignorance). Talking about how much you hate them doesn't educate them, it's just pointless complaining, much like a stupid person's approach to a problem.
Unfortunately I've yet to see someone get smarter for all my telling them how stupid they are. Hasn't worked on me either. If it had, I'd have cured cancer after a month of posting here.
Kachi wrote:
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Sometimes I wish they would be more harsh in cases inflicted by stupidity.
Stupidity is relative though. Actually, I'm getting a little sick of the "I hate stupid people" line (like anyone actually likes ignorance). Talking about how much you hate them doesn't educate them, it's just pointless complaining, much like a stupid person's approach to a problem.
Unfortunately I've yet to see someone get smarter for all my telling them how stupid they are. Hasn't worked on me either. If it had, I'd have cured cancer after a month of posting here.
Well, here's the thing. If by some chance a stupid person, or a person doing a stupid thing, doesn't realize that there's a better way - maybe it helps to tell them so. Should it be done more politely? Probably.
This, however, is why I say I hate people, at times. I just stipulate that "stupid" is part of the human condition.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Oh if I didn't see where you were coming from, I'd have to admit to a certain hypocrisy on my own part, because I just did (in a roundabout way) expose someone's stupidity.
The difference is that rather than just saying Kakusaijin is retarded, I pointed out the weakness in that line of thinking, hopefully improving the situation. If you just tell someone they're stupid, even in the context of a specific situation, you really aren't giving them much to go on but your own opinion.
As far as forum banter and humor goes, I don't have a problem with "lol stupid people," but I think that in reality that concept does permeate heavily outside of just being funny. The problem with this world? For every problem-solver there are a million problem-identifiers.
Edited, Jun 21st 2007 11:24am by Kachi
The difference is that rather than just saying Kakusaijin is retarded, I pointed out the weakness in that line of thinking, hopefully improving the situation. If you just tell someone they're stupid, even in the context of a specific situation, you really aren't giving them much to go on but your own opinion.
As far as forum banter and humor goes, I don't have a problem with "lol stupid people," but I think that in reality that concept does permeate heavily outside of just being funny. The problem with this world? For every problem-solver there are a million problem-identifiers.
Edited, Jun 21st 2007 11:24am by Kachi
In honor of this, I have decided to rename my kid:
+Ri574n 5c0+7 W0013y
+Ri574n 5c0+7 W0013y
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