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1. You shall not kill.
You know the Pope is getting New agey when he drops the "Thou"
2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.
Drive through communion, sweet!
3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.
So will having Jesus ride shotgun.
4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.
But remember if you mess up, they can and probobly will sue you.
5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
So no driving a Hummer, or receiving one in another vehicle.
6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.
Find a way to take their keys without stealing them. Cause, ya know, it's a sin and all.
7. Support the families of accident victims.
I've got nothing "witty" to interject here.
8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.
If the victims attempt to attack the guilty motorist: It is not the appropriate time.
9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.
This time, Ho's before bro's.
10. Feel responsible toward others.
If you don't, go to hell!
Edited, Jun 19th 2007 7:14pm by Omegavegeta