Rushdie's writing ain't my cup of tea, but he's highly respected, and RACK indeed to the Queen (The Queen Mum died, fool) for his Knighthood, and for the Brit Gov for telling the Muslim Theocrats to GFY.
You will be similarly delighted to hear that the boss of the 'UK Council for Racial Equality' has today been slagged in the papers for a joke he made about the Queen Mum before she died "I was asked to dance with her and could feel her colostomy bag".
And that guy who won the singing thingy can't f
Ucking sing, but he does have a gob full of broken tombstones don't he.
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