The Queen bestows knighthood on Salman Rushdie. Muzzies are predictably offended and, of course, to showcase their religion's peaceable nature, threaten once again to lop off the dome of this creature of Satan.
Not a bad 60th birthday present, eh, Nobby?
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Just for the record, I know that the Queen doesn't actually bestow knighthood, but accepts the lit from Parliament and signs it off.
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Not just lop off his dome, but suicide attacks are completely justified as it is apparent to them that Rushdie will soon run the Parliament.
And this comes from Pakistan nonetheless, the lesser of all the evils.
And this comes from Pakistan nonetheless, the lesser of all the evils.
And speaking of Brits, wasn't Britain Has Talent a global plea for an English dental intervention? Lol, the winner decided to take his earnings and-- wait for it...
...get his toofs worked on!
Paul Potts to spend prize on new teeth
"Singing mobile phone salesman Paul Potts woke up £100,000 richer today after winning television show Britain's Got Talent, and revealed that he will spend part of his prize money clearing debts and improving his teeth."
Lol, you just can't make this stuff up!
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...get his toofs worked on!
Paul Potts to spend prize on new teeth
"Singing mobile phone salesman Paul Potts woke up £100,000 richer today after winning television show Britain's Got Talent, and revealed that he will spend part of his prize money clearing debts and improving his teeth."
Lol, you just can't make this stuff up!
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What does this have to do with the Queen Mum?
Gawd love 'er!
Gawd love 'er!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Haha, I just watched Paul Potts on YouTube last night too. Can't blame him for fixing his teeth, you could have fit your hand between his two front teeth.
Well, as old as she is, there's a high probability that Mum doesn't have her own teeth and --and if Muzzies could get a-holt of her they'd lop off her dome too in a Bahgdad minute.
See the connection?
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Yeah, Potts' company's dental plan must be like shadowrelm's posts: large spaces between things holding touchy nerves...
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I'm too lazy to read the link, how in hell did he get knighted?
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Edited, Jun 19th 2007 12:53pm by Metastophicleas
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Edited, Jun 19th 2007 12:53pm by Metastophicleas
Wouldn't it be so sad if the gap in his teeth was the reason his opera voice sounded so good...
Rushdie's writing ain't my cup of tea, but he's highly respected, and RACK indeed to the Queen (The Queen Mum died, fool) for his Knighthood, and for the Brit Gov for telling the Muslim Theocrats to GFY.
You will be similarly delighted to hear that the boss of the 'UK Council for Racial Equality' has today been slagged in the papers for a joke he made about the Queen Mum before she died "I was asked to dance with her and could feel her colostomy bag".
And that guy who won the singing thingy can't fUcking sing, but he does have a gob full of broken tombstones don't he.
You will be similarly delighted to hear that the boss of the 'UK Council for Racial Equality' has today been slagged in the papers for a joke he made about the Queen Mum before she died "I was asked to dance with her and could feel her colostomy bag".
And that guy who won the singing thingy can't fUcking sing, but he does have a gob full of broken tombstones don't he.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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there's a high probability that Mum doesn't have her own teeth
I think you'd be wrong.
I don't think anyone would be willing to pay for a set of falsies that looked like this.
And as Nobby pointed out, she's dead. Her teeth are probably all there is left of her....
Well maybe a few bits of metal from her hip replacements and wotnot...
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
On a vaguely related note, my favoUrite Queen Mum comment was british satyrist Paul Merton.
Paul Merton wrote:
I was invited to be a judge in a Vegetarian Cooking competition. It was a bit like being invited to shag the Queen Mother - a great honoUr, but you wouldn't would you.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Rushdie's writing ain't my cup of tea
I tried reading two of his books and couldn't finish either. He must've been high on coke and low on inspiration when he wrote Fury, it's just awful.
So from a litterary point of view, no rack to the Queen, nor the panel that really decides.
But no rack to the fanatics for getting their knickers in a twist for absolutely nothing, again.
God help us if Israel ever wins the Eurovision song contest.
I really liked Haroun and the Sea of Stories.
So read it.
So read it.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
I really liked Haroun and the Sea of Stories.
So read it.
So read it.
/nod
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
God help us if Israel wins the Eurovision song contest.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
God help us if Israel wins the Eurovision song contest.
True, though I'm surprised his song "Mohamed had a tiny *****" didn't cause more of a fuss.
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
God help us if Israel wins the Eurovision song contest.
True, though I'm surprised his song "Mohamed had a tiny *****" didn't cause more of a fuss.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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