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If her timing's that inconsiderate, I suggest naming the offspring 'Download Absentee' to constantly remind her of her lack of matrimonial loyalty.
besides since she got me up at 2am with 5min appart contractions, kept me up until 5am while they dropped down to 3 mins apart and then as soon as we got her into the LaboUr ward she promptly stopped, it leaves me almost considering it as an option...