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#1 Jun 13 2007 at 4:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Presque Isle Suspect Jailed For Attempted Murder
PRESQUE ISLE (NEWS CENTER) -- An Aroostook County woman faces arson and attempted murder charges after police say she tried to burn down a house. 42-year-old Cinderella Garvey is in jail, unable to make bail.
Presque Isle Police say Saturday night, Garvey poured lighter fluid on the porch of a house and tried to set it on fire. Seven people were inside at the time. When the homeowner confronted Garvey, police say she assaulted his 14-year-old daughter. They say she had some "imagined grievance," but, in fact, only vaguely knew the people at the home.


I'd want to kill someone if I were named Cinderella too, I think. Not to pick on people for "creative" baby names, but really, it comes to a point where you're just setting your poor kid up for a lifetime of teasing. Be creative if you want, but naming a kid after one of the characters of one of the most popular fairy tales of all time is just asking for it.

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#2 Jun 13 2007 at 5:31 AM Rating: Decent
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I saw Cinderella in San Diego (Whales ******) a few years back. They kicked ***.

For a broken down 80's band on their last leg.

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Seven people were inside at the time.
I bet it was those pesky dwarves and Snow White was behind it all! Pinning it on poor ole Cindy.

What a *****.
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#3 Jun 13 2007 at 5:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Could be worse she could be named Hanna, /shrug

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#4 Jun 13 2007 at 5:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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bodhisattva wrote:
Could be worse she could be named Hanna, /shrug


That *would* suck. Hanna's not even a palindrome.

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#5 Jun 13 2007 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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You've been saving that one up, havent you?
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#6 Jun 13 2007 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good
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I have a niece named Cyndirelle...............seriously
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#7 Jun 13 2007 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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I have a niece named Cyndirelle...............seriously
You know that's Welsh street-slang for 'jailbait', right?
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#8 Jun 13 2007 at 2:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I have a niece named Cyndirelle...............seriously
You know that's Welsh street-slang for 'spear-chucker', right?


Yep.
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#9 Jun 13 2007 at 2:38 PM Rating: Decent
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My Dad decided to name me after Captain Kirk. True story.
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#10 Jun 13 2007 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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My Dad decided to name me after Captain Kirk. True story.
What. . . your real name is "Slaphead Wiggy ****"?

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Nobby wrote:
LurkinAround wrote:
My Dad decided to name me after Captain Kirk. True story.
What. . . your real name is "Slaphead Wiggy ****"?

OK


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#12 Jun 13 2007 at 3:01 PM Rating: Decent
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With wifey having mini contractions all night we are still stuck for a Boys name...

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Slaphead Wiggy ****
Did not sit well...
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My Dad decided to name me after Captain Kirk. True story.
So how is life with a name like Tiberious then?

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With wifey having mini contractions all night we are still stuck for a Boys name...


I post this name only 'cuz I've meet 3 people w/ it.

Elisha.

w/ it you get the cool 3 word nick name: Eli.

The down side to the name, is if you do not know your Bible names, and how to pronounce them... then you think it is similar to the female name Alica (whitch i have meet 2 chicks w/ Elisha as a name, pronounce as the chicks "name", and then called their parent's stupid).

But really Elisha is a cool name, people will find it to be odd and cool.

Elisha:
e-lie-shh-uh
(sounds kinda like Frodo's RL name of Elijha [Woods], but instead of a jha sound its more of a sh-uh (like the 'sh' sound in Shut)

Run it by the mrs. Maybe you help the world expand w/ cool names.
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[******************************** wifey having mini contractions all night we are still stuck for a Boys name... [/quote]

I post this name only 'cuz I've meet 3 people w/ it.

Elisha.

w/ it you get the cool 3 word nick name: Eli.

The down side to the name, is if you do not know your Bible names, and how to pronounce them... then you think it is similar to the female name Alica (whitch i have meet 2 chicks w/ Elisha as a name, pronounce as the chicks "name", and then called their parent's stupid).

But really Elisha is a cool name, people will find it to be odd and cool.

Elisha:
e-lie-shh-uh
(sounds kinda like Frodo's RL name of Elijha [Woods], but instead of a jha sound its more of a sh-uh (like the 'sh' sound in Shut)

Run it by the mrs. Maybe you help the world expand w/ cool names.[/quote]

Sounds like a runny **** leak.
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I post this name only 'cuz I've meet 3 people w/ it.

Elisha.

w/ it you get the cool 3 word nick name: Eli.

The down side to the name, is if you do not know your Bible names, and how to pronounce them... then you think it is similar to the female name Alica (whitch i have meet 2 chicks w/ Elisha as a name, pronounce as the chicks "name", and then called their parent's stupid).

But really Elisha is a cool name, people will find it to be odd and cool.

Elisha:
e-lie-shh-uh
(sounds kinda like Frodo's RL name of Elijha [Woods], but instead of a jha sound its more of a sh-uh (like the 'sh' sound in Shut)

Run it by the mrs. Maybe you help the world expand w/ cool names.
I have met about 7 or 8 people with this name ALL GIRLS!
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#16 Jun 14 2007 at 2:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Nothing to see here....

Edited, Jun 14th 2007 6:18am by tarv
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#17 Jun 14 2007 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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I have met about 7 or 8 people with this name ALL GIRLS!


T.T All of them have a males name, and their parents are stupid... lol.
people these days and giving the wrong names to the wrong sex.
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#18 Jun 14 2007 at 1:22 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, that is my hometown. I also knew a girl named Bambi. She married a guy named Blaze.

There was alot of inbreeding there. Smiley: frown
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#19 Jun 14 2007 at 1:34 PM Rating: Decent
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All of them have a males name, and their parents are stupid... lol.
people these days and giving the wrong names to the wrong sex.

Could be worse, they could have chosen some gay Japanese phrase trying too hard to be hip as a name.



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#20 Jun 14 2007 at 6:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Could be worse, they could have chosen some gay Japanese phrase trying too hard to be hip as a name.


Where i live, that would be lame as hell.

But would it really?

Take the name i use(for my in game name), i only use it 'cuz i thought it was funny..at the time. Now i really wish i hadn't used a japanese word as a name.
They (the jps) sometimes find it funny..most don't when they realize i speak NO japanese.
I have to tell people what it means, all the time.
But if a real person was named **************** i think i would give their parents mad props from naming their kid "I'm Tired".
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#21 Jun 14 2007 at 7:21 PM Rating: Good
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Did you mean to post Elijah? My sister's best friend's boy is named Solomon.

One of our Interpreters was named Cinderella, and she kicked ***. Did justice to the name.
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#22 Jun 14 2007 at 7:45 PM Rating: Decent
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My fiancee and I have decided on names for our first children: Alanna and Thom. If we're very lucky they'll actually come out as redheaded twins!
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