NO! It's not the same ...Follow

Do you at least have the decency to use some hot water, though?

Fork out the $20-30 (or more) for a good straight razor.

It'll last longer than the equivalent amount of disposables (or even replaceable-head razors) as long as you learn how to keep it sharp.

Plus it's more convenient should you even need to commit suicide.

Actually, I'm thinking a beard must feel nice, 'cause most gay guys I've met, seen, etc, have had beards...

Exit is that way
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At the end of a small, almost deserted bar in New Orleans sat a morbidly obese man named Jordster. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the **** got the courage to say a few words to Jordster. Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a ********?"

At this, the massive Jordster leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the **** out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returned to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to Jordster, and said, "I've never seen you react like that before! What did he say to you?

"I don't know," Jordster mumbled, "something about a job."

Totem