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#1 Jun 08 2007 at 3:53 PM Rating: Good
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No, not me Smiley: mad

Ways to tease/annoy oldies:

1. Persuade a friend to walk around the house dressed as the Grim Reaper and maintain that you can't see them. That usually spooks 'em.

2. Convince them that they're confused by introducing yourself to them at 10 minute intervals, each time maintaining that you're a different grandchild.

Any other cool ways of abusing the aged?
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#2 Jun 08 2007 at 4:43 PM Rating: Good
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I dont need to do #2 to my grandmother. Shes got that down pat. However I cracked up at the grim Reaper Idea
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#3 Jun 08 2007 at 5:47 PM Rating: Good
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Show them what aSSholes their progeny became.
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#4 Jun 08 2007 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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I like pretending I can't hear them, and then speaking very softly as I pretend to yell.
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#5 Jun 10 2007 at 1:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Claim that people you know to be decesed stopped by to visit when they were out!
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#6 Jun 10 2007 at 1:48 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Claim that people you know to be decesed stopped by to visit when they were out!
I liked Flea'Lo's idea, but Kaolian's is worth an Nobby Rack TM

A friend of mine (in his late teens at the time) would find very old vagrants and reminisce with them about fictional WW2 events.

He made friends very quickly. (He also filled vodka bottles with water and gave them out to the Winos in Manchester City Centre)
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#7 Jun 11 2007 at 1:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:


Any other cool ways of abusing the aged?



A really big stick works well. Or rocks.
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#8 Jun 11 2007 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
I cut straight to the point
I <3 you Neffy
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