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#1 Jun 07 2007 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good
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It's wrong to laugh at the misfortune of others!

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Wheelchair man gets highway ride

A wheelchair user has been taken for a high-speed ride along a US highway after his handlebars became tangled up in the front grille of a lorry.

The back of the 21-year-old man's wheelchair was scooped up as he passed in front of a lorry leaving a petrol station, Michigan state police said.

The truck driver drove off, completely unaware that he had a new passenger.


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#2 Jun 07 2007 at 11:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Misfortune? That is awesome right there. He lived and got to go for a free ride. I wonder if he was screaming, "Im duh King of da vurld!" That would make this story even better.
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#3 Jun 07 2007 at 11:57 AM Rating: Decent
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#4 Jun 07 2007 at 12:03 PM Rating: Good
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Can we get a translation into American, please? I think a lorry is a delivery truck or a box-truck-like-vehicle similar to what the Triad drives. Either way, it would have been funnier if it was an old man.
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#5 Jun 07 2007 at 12:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Poor non-walking ******* couldn't even kill himself right.
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#6 Jun 07 2007 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Can we get a translation into English, please?
So this artic's 'angin' a left outta the services and doesn't take a decent butcher's, right? Next thing e's snagged a spazz-chariot in the front of 'is Smash'n'grab and shoved the gimp down the frog and toad at best part of a ton. Bleedin' muppet!
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#7 Jun 07 2007 at 12:20 PM Rating: Decent
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So this artic's 'angin' a left outta the services and doesn't take a decent butcher's, right? Next thing e's snagged a spazz-chariot in the front of 'is Smash'n'grab and shoved the gimp down the frog and toad at best part of a ton. Bleedin' muppet!
See now not only does it make more sence it was funnier too!
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#8 Jun 07 2007 at 7:29 PM Rating: Good
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Nob wrote:
spazz-chariot

Haha

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#9REDACTED, Posted: Jun 09 2007 at 10:22 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Don't be cruel...stay in skool????
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#10 Jun 10 2007 at 12:27 AM Rating: Default
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Saw him in an interview after the incident, at first I was stoked about seeing some cripple and his family getting all butthurt and outraged, but he seemed pretty cool about the whole thing.

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The back of the 21-year-old man's wheelchair was scooped up as he passed in front of a lorry leaving a petrol station, Michigan state police said.


Uh, I seriously doubt Michigan police said "lorry" and "petrol". If you can't get your language together at least don't lie in a news report, foreign bastards.
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#11 Jun 10 2007 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
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I thought it was great when they showed it on the news in England saying that the guy in the wheelchair had enjoyed the ride but was upset at spilling his drink!
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In later news the truck driver was arraigned today on charges of kidnapping and endangerment. The prosecution might try and base sentencing if convicted of off the hate crime statute. "This driver has clearly demonstrated his contempt for the handicapped. He should be prosecuted as such." The Distract Attorney refused further comment after this statement.


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#13 Jun 10 2007 at 1:10 PM Rating: Decent
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MREN!

One of the very, very, very, few posts I actually regret was when I made fun of Mren being cripple without knowing he actually was a cripple. It would be like finding out Totem really was a gay black dude.

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#14 Jun 10 2007 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

MREN!

One of the very, very, very, few posts I actually regret was when I made fun of Mren being cripple without knowing he actually was a cripple. It would be like finding out Totem really was a gay black dude.

Or that varus really was an inbred knuckle-dragging trailer muppet. That upset me
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#15 Jun 10 2007 at 1:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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heh, you didn't know that then? We all just thought you were out for blood.
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#16 Jun 10 2007 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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The news story here said when the police pulled the trucker over and told him, the trucker didn't believe them.can you imagine his reaction when he gotout of his truck and went to see?
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#17 Jun 10 2007 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
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Wenchy wrote:
The news story here said when the police pulled the trucker over and told him, the trucker didn't believe them.can you imagine his reaction when he gotout of his truck and went to see?
I feel like that all the time.
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Poor non-walking ******* couldn't even kill himself right.


That was the best post I've seen all day. It also provided a much needed laugh. I owe ya one, BT.
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