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ALPHA MOVE LIMITED
P.O.BOX 7658
SLOUGH
BERKSHIRE
SL1 1RB
Tel: +44 203 0709011
Email: info@movers-intl.com
Web: www.movers-intl.com
Attn: Representative,
REPRESENATIVE WANTED
ALPHA MOVE LTD is a Shipping and Storage Company that is into the
import, export and storage of goods
and rendering of services like Aluminium, Industrial Chemicals,Raw
Materials, Machines & Machineries,
Non-Ferrous Metal,Steel,Foundry, Aluminium Products,
Construction,Plastic and Rubber,Refractories and
Ceramics Products,Tyres, Professional Products Drawing, Graphic,Arts
and crafts,and newly included-
Electronics-copiers, printers, fax machines, personal computers, CD-RW,
DVD-RQ drives and media,
cameras, and advanced electronic devices to U.S,Canada and Europe.
Due to the Increasing number of clients that we have in the U.S.A
Canada and Europe, We are having
difficulty in reaching all of them,therefore we decided to employ
representatives to help us get to our clients.
As our representative,you shall serve as a link between us and our
clients and you will also be responsible
for the collection of payments on our behalf.You shall have a 10%
commision for every transaction you carry
out or payment that you collect on our behalf.Upon good conduct you are
eligible to be a permanent staff of
The ALPHA MOVE LTD.
Prospective finance co-ordinators should forward the following info:
1.Full names
2.Full contact address( not P. O. Box).
3. zip,city, state
3.Phone number/fax
4.Marital status and Age
5.Nationality
6.Details of past work experiencies(If any)
Regards,
James Williams
ALPHA MOVE LTD
TEL: +44 203 0709011
www.movers-intl.com
HUMAN RESOURCE MANAGER
If only they had used David Brent, I'd totally have sent them my routing numbers.
Alas.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Yet people still fall for this **** everyday. 
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4.Marital status and Age
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
See this site, it was posted once before, about guys who respond back to these scam emails and try to scam the scammers.
I actually received something like this on paper recently. I was all, "Oh, look, an analog Nigerian scam!"
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
I actually received something like this on paper recently. I was all, "Oh, look, an analog Nigerian scam!"
Respond with a telegram.
Respond with a singing telegram involving a chimpanzee wearing a little red bellhop's hat.
Right.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Respond with a singing telegram involving a chimpanzee wearing a little red bellhop's hat.
Right.
That's just wrong. They'll hold the chimp for ransom and kill him when you don't pay the $100.
There goes my deposit.
Eh, chimps are a dime a dozen in Nigeria, I'm sure.
Maybe a pit bull in a cute little bellhop hat.
Maybe a pit bull in a cute little bellhop hat.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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