I suppose I saw this coming, but it still irks me.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278885,00.html
The girl was in PC the entire time too, which while boring ensures she doesn't have to worry about physical harm like a normal human would.
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Medical = psychiatric. Poor thing just couldn't hang in that noisy, cold jail.
Must be nice to be so removed from the common world.
Must be nice to be so removed from the common world.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Yeah, but what can you expect really. I mean, they wouldn't even let her bring her books with her! And they didn't have the Nintendo Wii setup in her cell like she asked either. Jail is so passe.
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Posted: Jun 07 2007 at 6:48 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I loved Paris France....i need to go back there w/ my boy....
What a fraeking joke...
Something tells me that had it been a black guy, he would not have been released after 3 days.
When people complain that there's one justice for the rich, and one for the poor, they'll have another string to their well-stringed bow.
Something tells me that had it been a black guy, he would not have been released after 3 days.
When people complain that there's one justice for the rich, and one for the poor, they'll have another string to their well-stringed bow.
Previous, the new wrote:
Hilton's lawyer, Richard A. Hutton, said Monday after his client's first night in jail that she was doing well under the circumstances.
"She's using this time to reflect on her life, to see what she can do to make the world better and hopefully, in my opinion, to change the attitudes that exist about her among many people," Hutton said after visiting Hilton.
"She's using this time to reflect on her life, to see what she can do to make the world better and hopefully, in my opinion, to change the attitudes that exist about her among many people," Hutton said after visiting Hilton.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Previous, the new wrote:
"She's using this time to reflect on her life, to see what she can do to make the world better
Suicide is surely be the most effective option.
Second one has to be another videotape, since that's obviously what she does best... Or what she does full stop, I guess.
Well, at least the Paris Hilton: A Jail Diary will be short.
Don't worry, she'll drive hammered again in two weeks.
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Jophiel wrote:
Previous, the new wrote:
Hilton's lawyer, Richard A. Hutton, said Monday after his client's first night in jail that she was doing well under the circumstances.
"She's using this time to reflect on her life, to see what she can do to make the world better and hopefully, in my opinion, to change the attitudes that exist about her among many people," Hutton said after visiting Hilton.
"She's using this time to reflect on her life, to see what she can do to make the world better and hopefully, in my opinion, to change the attitudes that exist about her among many people," Hutton said after visiting Hilton.
It took her only one night to reflect back on her life? She either got distracted or "reflecting" back on a life of ****, blow and booze can only take up so much time.
Smasharoo wrote:
Don't worry, she'll drive hammered again in two weeks.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
What a fraeking joke...
Something tells me that had it been a black guy, he would not have been released after 3 days.
When people complain that there's one justice for the rich, and one for the poor, they'll have another string to their well-stringed bow.
Something tells me that had it been a black guy, he would not have been released after 3 days.
When people complain that there's one justice for the rich, and one for the poor, they'll have another string to their well-stringed bow.
We have seen the rich walk time and time again. Freedom=money.
BTW, O.J. was black, killed 2 people and last I checked he was a free man too.
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
What a fraeking joke...
Something tells me that had it been a black guy, he would not have been released after 3 days.
Something tells me that had it been a black guy, he would not have been released after 3 days.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Hello and welcome to "Overcoming your third grade grasp of the English Language". Let's begin.
We have seen the rich walk time and time again. Freedom=money.
This would imply that once someone was freed from incarceration that suddenly money fell from the sky onto them. You see, while in math it's irrelevant which side of an equals sign things appear on, when making a rhetorical argument there is an implied cause and effect, so in the future, go for Money=Freedom.
BTW, O.J. was black, killed 2 people and last I checked he was a free man too.
Thus he has money? OJ prevailed in the legal system. He wasn't sentenced to jail and then released arbitrarily because of the influence of his wealth. For your argument to make any sense, OJ would have had to have been found guilty, sent to prison, then released a week later because of a hangnail.
Lets see if we can think of any black men who had money who served jail time regardless. Mike Tyson, check. James Brown, check. Is there anyone with money who served jail time? Ivan Boseky, check. Martha Stewart, check.
So really, I guess the overall point you're arching for is that, occasionally, wealthy people don't go to jail when they're not found guilty and this one particular time a wealthy person was released from being jail because of a preposterous probation violation which never would have been imposed had it not been something that would make headlines.
A compelling damnation of the legal system, indeed.
I now return you to your regular Thursday afternoon Teletubbies watching ************ ritual.
We have seen the rich walk time and time again. Freedom=money.
This would imply that once someone was freed from incarceration that suddenly money fell from the sky onto them. You see, while in math it's irrelevant which side of an equals sign things appear on, when making a rhetorical argument there is an implied cause and effect, so in the future, go for Money=Freedom.
BTW, O.J. was black, killed 2 people and last I checked he was a free man too.
Thus he has money? OJ prevailed in the legal system. He wasn't sentenced to jail and then released arbitrarily because of the influence of his wealth. For your argument to make any sense, OJ would have had to have been found guilty, sent to prison, then released a week later because of a hangnail.
Lets see if we can think of any black men who had money who served jail time regardless. Mike Tyson, check. James Brown, check. Is there anyone with money who served jail time? Ivan Boseky, check. Martha Stewart, check.
So really, I guess the overall point you're arching for is that, occasionally, wealthy people don't go to jail when they're not found guilty and this one particular time a wealthy person was released from being jail because of a preposterous probation violation which never would have been imposed had it not been something that would make headlines.
A compelling damnation of the legal system, indeed.
I now return you to your regular Thursday afternoon Teletubbies watching ************ ritual.
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Smasharoo wrote:
because of a preposterous probation violation which never would have been imposed had it not been something that would make headlines.
The media wrote:
Officers arrested Hilton in Hollywood on Sept. 7. In January, she pleaded no contest to the reckless-driving charge and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.
She was pulled over by California Highway Patrol on Jan. 15. Officers informed Hilton she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive. She then was pulled over by sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27, at which time she was charged with violating probation.
She was pulled over by California Highway Patrol on Jan. 15. Officers informed Hilton she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive. She then was pulled over by sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27, at which time she was charged with violating probation.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I dunno... I have a feeling that if I was caught driving on a suspended license, warned, signed a statement that I was warned for it then caught again driving on the same suspended license, I wouldn't be released with a hug.
You're not very familiar with the probation and parole system, are you?
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Smasharoo wrote:
You're not very familiar with the probation and parole system, are you?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Benefit of clean living
I've heard rumors there are pluses to that, but apparently you have to forgo blowjobs from insecure casino cocktail waitresses, so on balance....
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Not exactly surprising.
I'd have settled for not hearing that she went to jail for the whole day. It's a shame they didn't lose the key. I think she's nothing special and is just famous for being famous. In short, a daddy's little spoiled brat.
I'd have settled for not hearing that she went to jail for the whole day. It's a shame they didn't lose the key. I think she's nothing special and is just famous for being famous. In short, a daddy's little spoiled brat.
Smasharoo wrote:
Don't worry, she'll drive hammered again in two weeks.
If there is any justice in the world, she'll run head-first into Lindsay Lohan and her coke-mobile and the two burn to death together in a headline-worthy frenzy.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Smasharoo wrote:
Benefit of clean living
I've heard rumors there are pluses to that, but apparently you have to forgo blowjobs from insecure casino cocktail waitresses, so on balance....
Tell me again how charming you are in person?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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Tell me again how charming you are in person?
Baron von tarv wrote:
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Tell me again how charming you are in person?
What a relief.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
I dunno... I have a feeling that if I was caught driving on a suspended license, warned, signed a statement that I was warned for it then caught again driving on the same suspended license, I wouldn't be released with a hug.
You're not very familiar with the probation and parole system, are you?
Meh, I'd like nothing more than 5 minutes in a dark alley with her, me and a baseball bat. Grr, ******* waste of space.
I'd have settled for not hearing that she went to jail for the whole day. It's a shame they didn't lose the key. I think she's nothing special and is just famous for being famous. In short, a daddy's little spoiled brat.
Insightful.
Where the hell did they find you, anyway, in the control group of a drug study that was attempting to cure people of obliviously stating the obvious over and over?
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