CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)
Body: CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.
TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL
NO CHEATING!!!!
THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.
4th SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.
2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?
3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY
CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT
4. WRITE ANYONES NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.
DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID
5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
6. Finally,
MAKE A WISH
ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME
1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in
SPACE 2
2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7
.
4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
SPACE 4
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR
LUCKY STAR
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3
8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND
10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE
11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
LUCKY NUMBER
repost this
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
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As Confucuius once said:
FUck off you cUnt
FUck off you cUnt
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I cheated. Does that make you gay?
My fortune cookie said "Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think." My fortune cookie just thinks you're neither; you're an idiot.
Thumb wrote:
My fortune cookie said "Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think." My fortune cookie just thinks you're neither; you're an idiot.
I got a totally blank message in my fortune cookie once. I complained and made them bring me another one.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I got a totally blank message in my fortune cookie once. I complained and made them bring me another one. 
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Dear OP,
We hate you.
We hate you.
Nobby wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I got a totally blank message in my fortune cookie once. I complained and made them bring me another one.
I always read her posts as Belkira the Turnip. Apropos, don't ya know.
Edit: i kant spel
Edited, Jun 6th 2007 7:37pm by GitSlayer
#9REDACTED,
Posted: Jun 06 2007 at 3:23 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) hmmm lame confucuius there this ones much better...
ffdragon wrote:
Quote:
As Confucuius once said:
@#%^ off you @#%^
@#%^ off you @#%^
hmmm lame confucuius there this ones much better...
"Good for man meet woman in park, better for man park meat in woman"
and meh i didnt make this crud up, heck i didnt even read it just got this thing from a friend so figured id @least re-post it like he asked
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Quote:
meh i didnt make this crud up, heck i didnt even read it just got this thing from a friend so figured id @least re-post it like he asked
You ignorant fUck!
Wow. The real question is who told him to post it in the Asylum? 
Brill wrote:
Wow. The real question is who told him to post it in the Asylum?
If he's over 18, the 'friend' is prolly boning his old lady as we speak
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Oh come on Nobby don't be stupid. Everyone knows mooglefuckers don't have girlfriends 
Welcome back by the way. Die Sommelier.
Welcome back by the way. Die Sommelier. 
lets take a vote. Move or nuke?
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
lets take a vote. Move or nuke?
Make him an admin
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Quote:
Welcome back by the way. Die Sommelier.
and NUKE!
You can't beat a good nuke after all, just ask the Japanesse.
I say make it into a poll 
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
lets take a vote. Move or nuke?
Sub-D works for me.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
lets take a vote. Move or nuke?
Sub D. Yup. It looks like the democratic process already did its work. FUcking Pubies and their executive privileges.
Edit: Did I say Pubies? I mean Admins/ Mods. My bad.
Edited, Jun 6th 2007 9:05pm by GitSlayer
I gave it a try, cause I have nothing better to do right now, and it was really fun! It's one of those psychological exercises, which are perfectly legitamate, but of course fake spiritualists and mediums use them to commit fraud against people who don't know about "cold reading" or whatever it's called, when you pretend that the answers you are getting are coming from a ghost, instead of from a working knowledge of human psychology, combined with body language.
I'd go through the answers I got, and how they tally up against my own real opinions on things (the "chinese horoscope" got a much better than a 50% correct outcome), but I don't want to spoil things for anyone who does actually do it, after all the previous posts.
Oh yes, it did turn out to be a chain letter as well, which all by itself justifies the flames, since chain-letters *are* the devil. Never before in my life have I sent on a chain letter, but I sent on this one to some friends and family, in the hopes that they get as much fun out of it as I did. I'm also printing it out and handing it round at my upcoming birthday party... why should kids get all the party games?
I'd go through the answers I got, and how they tally up against my own real opinions on things (the "chinese horoscope" got a much better than a 50% correct outcome), but I don't want to spoil things for anyone who does actually do it, after all the previous posts.
Oh yes, it did turn out to be a chain letter as well, which all by itself justifies the flames, since chain-letters *are* the devil. Never before in my life have I sent on a chain letter, but I sent on this one to some friends and family, in the hopes that they get as much fun out of it as I did. I'm also printing it out and handing it round at my upcoming birthday party... why should kids get all the party games?
Here is a more cleaned up, legitamate version:
Psychological Party Game:
TAKES 3 MINUTES
Do individually, and any results that are not wished to be shared, must not be forced out of anyone.
Answers are given at the bottom, so it's very important that you read one line at a time, and write your answers as you go. Only read on down to the bottom after you are finished.
Don't bother cheating, it will just ruin the fun for yourself.
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.
4th SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.
2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? IT CAN BE AS SHORT OR LONG AS YOU LIKE.
3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT YOU KNOW. NAMES OF PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX AS YOU IF THEY ARE GAY.
4. WRITE ANYONE'S NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.
5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
IF YOU THINK OF A SONG, BUT CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME, WRITE DOWN CLUES TO YOURSELF SO YOU CAN TRACK DOWN THE SONG TITLE LATER, AND HAVE A LISTEN TO THE TUNE OR LYRICS.
6. Finally,
MAKE A WISH
ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME
1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in
SPACE 2
2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7
.
4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
SPACE 4
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR
LUCKY STAR
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3
8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND
10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE
11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
LUCKY NUMBER
Edited, Jun 7th 2007 12:01am by Aripyanfar
Edited, Jun 7th 2007 12:03am by Aripyanfar
Psychological Party Game:
TAKES 3 MINUTES
Do individually, and any results that are not wished to be shared, must not be forced out of anyone.
Answers are given at the bottom, so it's very important that you read one line at a time, and write your answers as you go. Only read on down to the bottom after you are finished.
Don't bother cheating, it will just ruin the fun for yourself.
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.
4th SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.
2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? IT CAN BE AS SHORT OR LONG AS YOU LIKE.
3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT YOU KNOW. NAMES OF PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX AS YOU IF THEY ARE GAY.
4. WRITE ANYONE'S NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.
5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
IF YOU THINK OF A SONG, BUT CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME, WRITE DOWN CLUES TO YOURSELF SO YOU CAN TRACK DOWN THE SONG TITLE LATER, AND HAVE A LISTEN TO THE TUNE OR LYRICS.
6. Finally,
MAKE A WISH
ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME
1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in
SPACE 2
2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7
.
4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
SPACE 4
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR
LUCKY STAR
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3
8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND
10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE
11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
LUCKY NUMBER
Edited, Jun 7th 2007 12:01am by Aripyanfar
Edited, Jun 7th 2007 12:03am by Aripyanfar
Aripyanfar wrote:
I gave it a try, cause I have nothing better to do right now, and it was really fun! It's one of those psychological exercises, which are perfectly legitamate, but of course fake spiritualists and mediums use them to commit fraud against people who don't know about "cold reading" or whatever it's called, when you pretend that the answers you are getting are coming from a ghost, instead of from a working knowledge of human psychology, combined with body language.
I'd go through the answers I got, and how they tally up against my own real opinions on things (the "chinese horoscope" got a much better than a 50% correct outcome), but I don't want to spoil things for anyone who does actually do it, after all the previous posts.
Oh yes, it did turn out to be a chain letter as well, which all by itself justifies the flames, since chain-letters *are* the devil. Never before in my life have I sent on a chain letter, but I sent on this one to some friends and family, in the hopes that they get as much fun out of it as I did. I'm also printing it out and handing it round at my upcoming birthday party... why should kids get all the party games?
I'd go through the answers I got, and how they tally up against my own real opinions on things (the "chinese horoscope" got a much better than a 50% correct outcome), but I don't want to spoil things for anyone who does actually do it, after all the previous posts.
Oh yes, it did turn out to be a chain letter as well, which all by itself justifies the flames, since chain-letters *are* the devil. Never before in my life have I sent on a chain letter, but I sent on this one to some friends and family, in the hopes that they get as much fun out of it as I did. I'm also printing it out and handing it round at my upcoming birthday party... why should kids get all the party games?
Let me guess, you're the OP's friend. You can fook off too, putz.
Aripyanfar, never breed. Future generations will thank you.
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ID: 757579
Name: Aripyanfar
Title: Scholar
Number of Posts: 690
Average score: 3.37
Name: Aripyanfar
Title: Scholar
Number of Posts: 690
Average score: 3.37
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Name: paulsol
Posting Name: paulsol the Righteous
Number of Posts: 944
Average score: 2.82
Jebus, I musta really pissed a lot of people off.
never posted no chain letters tho.....
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
paulsol the Righteous wrote:
Quote:
ID: 757579
Name: Aripyanfar
Title: Scholar
Number of Posts: 690
Average score: 3.37
Name: Aripyanfar
Title: Scholar
Number of Posts: 690
Average score: 3.37
Quote:
ID: 284239
Name: paulsol
Posting Name: paulsol the Righteous
Number of Posts: 944
Average score: 2.82
Jebus, I musta really pissed a lot of people off.
never posted no chain letters tho.....
I've never posted a chain letter either :) I carefully took out anything that made the original post a chain letter, OR made it a claim to be a horoscope or chinese. The version I've sent, and am taking to my party, was the new, clean version.
If I've made any breaches of law, morals or etiquette, it's in breaching copywrite, by substantially altering a document made by another person. (Rather than heavily quoting an original, with quotation marks, in a body of my own text.) I don't know who the originator is, though, so I can't cite him or her, when I pass it on :(
The most important parts that I deleted from the origianl post are:
Quote:
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL
Quote:
repost this
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
Quote:
CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)
Body: CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)
Body: CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)
Also: I don't know anyone who posts on Allakhazam, let alone the original poster. I am however, trained to examine everything on it's own merits, and through my own moral lens, rather than blindly accept what the majority, or even everyone, says about something. I am also trained to to look for good and bad points within something, rather than accepting something in it's entirety, or rejecting something in it's entirety.
I maintain that the actual excercise in the OP is a great example of "cold-reading", and when presented as such it's actually very educational. It also lets one do a "mini checksum" or "mini psychoanalysis" on some things you do and don't know about yourself.
Even getting a false answer out of it, and knowing it's a false answer, is helpful in terms of self-knowledge.
Edited, Jun 7th 2007 6:12am by Aripyanfar
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