I'm not sure whether these people are running some sort of make-up pyramid scheme or some sort of massive brainwashing operation (or some combination of both), but they scare me.
They're so optimistic, it's depressing.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I always have to look twice at a Mary kay car to make sure it isn't white.
Freaky, that shade of pink.
Freaky, that shade of pink.
What's freaky is this whole "super-fun-awesome-happy-good!" attitude. I don't trust people that are this bubbly.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Atomicflea wrote:
I always have to look twice at a Mary kay car to make sure it isn't white.
Freaky, that shade of pink.
Freaky, that shade of pink.
Those cars are proof that there is a Devil, and he is not without a sense of humor.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
A friend of mine dated a Mary Kay Consultant for a couple years. She was always really eager to talk make up and make it a part of everything we did.
Having a BBQ? I am gonna hand out samples and chat with the girls!
Going to the bar? I am gonna put cards out and enter people to win stuff!
Dinner? I am gonna compliment the waitress on her make up then offer our version of it!
They are paid solely on what they sell (and what their underlings sell) so I guess you have to be eager.
Having a BBQ? I am gonna hand out samples and chat with the girls!
Going to the bar? I am gonna put cards out and enter people to win stuff!
Dinner? I am gonna compliment the waitress on her make up then offer our version of it!
They are paid solely on what they sell (and what their underlings sell) so I guess you have to be eager.
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A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!!
It is what they teach you in "sales camp". You have to be really happy because people will be more likely to listen and agree with happy people..
There's also a company called Herbalife that's like Mary Kay. I can't stand those sales people. Every time I get cornered by one, I always say "I'll go to GNC or Vitamin World."
Get off my grumpy, you damn happy people! How's that? ROFL
At least with telemarketers you can just hang up the phone. Being cornered by a salesperson is worth. You could punch them in the face, but that might lead to legal consequences. It'd feel good though!
That, and it'd give them a good way to show how well their makeup can cover up a shiner.
That, and it'd give them a good way to show how well their makeup can cover up a shiner.
Nizdaar wrote:
At least with telemarketers you can just hang up the phone. Being cornered by a salesperson is worth. You could punch them in the face, but that might lead to legal consequences. It'd feel good though!
That, and it'd give them a good way to show how well their makeup can cover up a shiner.
That, and it'd give them a good way to show how well their makeup can cover up a shiner.
Perfect sales pitch for those pesky little domestic issues.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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