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#1 May 30 2007 at 2:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ok everyone, I need to get the Allanois store ready in time for people to order. I know a lot of you had issue with the busyness of the shirt, so can you guys figure out what exactly you want it to say?

Just "Allanois 2007" and the Allakhazam.com logo with "forum=4" on it? Do you want the date and place?

Once there is a general consensus on what it should say (the original design I posted will be available as well) then I can start adding it to merchandise and show you guys the store location. (with Allas approval)

Black, brown, and other dark shirts can only have printing on the front. White, green, and yellow can have front, back, pocket, and back shoulder printing.

Edited, May 31st 2007 8:06pm by Pikko
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#2 May 31 2007 at 12:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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The sound of crickets is deafening.

How about I change this into an Asylum merchandise thread. Shirt suggestions other than just plain "forum=4"?
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#3 May 31 2007 at 12:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Black t-shirt, with the following in very tiny print/watermarked:
edited version of http://wow.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4;mid=114684979826977812 wrote:
Cursory greeting. Brief link introduction.
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Quoted article
Link to complete story

Anecdotal personal story. Opinion on quoted material.

Query regarding readers opinions.

Message explaining reason of edit
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Witty one-liner dismissing importance of topic.
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Rebuttal that that has been posted a week ago.
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Brief comment on OP.

/hijack about Nexa's degree of hawtness.

Request for bewb pics.
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Trite response that is only semi on topic.


/comment about Nexa's request for boobs

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Mention that someone has rated me down.

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Red state-bred post decrying lack of consideration for the children.
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Attack on the quality of the posts and posters in the thread and lamentations of when the Asylum used to be cool.


Then, on top of this, in large font, "Forum=4", below that in slightly smaller font, but still over the watermark and centered, "You disappoint me"

Nexa

P.S. yeah, I don't know where you'd put the damn logo, but hopefully it would be small and not distracting.
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#4 May 31 2007 at 12:29 PM Rating: Decent
Holy ****. That's a busy shirt.
#5 May 31 2007 at 12:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Not really, think along the lines of this...but then with solid print over it for the other part.

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#6 May 31 2007 at 12:35 PM Rating: Decent
Ahh, I get ya. That wouldn't be so bad.

Funny thread too, haven't read that one in a while.
#7 May 31 2007 at 12:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: lol Love that history shirt!

I'm a little scared of making one of those small print shirts as I really have no idea how good the quality would come out. D:
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#8 May 31 2007 at 1:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa just wants her name on a shirt! heh
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#9 May 31 2007 at 3:11 PM Rating: Good
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#10 May 31 2007 at 3:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Nexa just wants discussion of her bewbs and total hawtness on a shirt! heh

/nod
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#11 May 31 2007 at 4:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Nexa just wants her name on a shirt! heh


I'd like more people's names on it, actually, but would rather they suggest them themselves...

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#12 May 31 2007 at 4:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Demea wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Nexa just wants discussion of her bewbs and total hawtness on a shirt! heh

/nod


Nah, t-shirts make me look fat, so people reading it while I was wearing it would think you all have terribly low standards. Now if you get that printed on a red leather corset...we'll be ok.

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#13 May 31 2007 at 7:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Now if you get that printed on a red leather corset...we'll be ok.


Wait, it Terry Goodkind going to be there?
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I dunno, aiel have to check!
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#15 Jun 01 2007 at 2:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

Now if you get that printed on a red leather corset...we'll be ok.


Wait, it Terry Goodkind going to be there?


He's such a little guy in real life. He really puffs out his chest and tries to look stern on the book jacket, but I just wanted to pat his head when I saw him.

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#16 Jun 01 2007 at 4:33 AM Rating: Good
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How about "I went to Allanois 2007 and all I got was this stupid fUcking T-shirt"
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#17 Jun 01 2007 at 6:47 AM Rating: Decent
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He's such a little guy in real life.


Well it's rare that people are what you'd expect when you meet them in person.

I mean, I'm sure everyone was surprised when they saw I was only an 800 foot tall bullet resistant robot pimp.

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#18 Jun 01 2007 at 7:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

He's such a little guy in real life.


Well it's rare that people are what you'd expect when you meet them in person.

I mean, I'm sure everyone was surprised when they saw I was only an 800 foot tall bullet resistant robot pimp.


I was mostly just surprised that you're a girl.

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#19 Jun 01 2007 at 7:10 AM Rating: Decent
Nexa wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:

He's such a little guy in real life.


Well it's rare that people are what you'd expect when you meet them in person.

I mean, I'm sure everyone was surprised when they saw I was only an 800 foot tall bullet resistant robot pimp.


I was mostly just surprised that you're a girl.

Nexa


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#20 Jun 01 2007 at 8:14 AM Rating: Decent
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I was mostly just surprised that you're a girl.


It's a little known secret that I really made my fortune on the bearded woman circut.

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#21 Jun 01 2007 at 7:44 PM Rating: Default
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I post in the asylum and all I got was this lousy t-shirt?
#22 Jun 02 2007 at 9:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

I was mostly just surprised that you're a girl.


It's a little known secret that I really made my fortune on the bearded woman circut.


...then you're an alien.

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#23 Jun 03 2007 at 4:50 AM Rating: Good
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So, no decision on the shirt yet?
#24 Jun 03 2007 at 11:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm leaning more and more toward tatoos or some sort of brand.

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#25 Jun 03 2007 at 11:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Nexa wrote:
I'm leaning more and more toward tatoos or some sort of brand.
I think that would be taking the concept of 'Butthurt' a bit too literally Nexa
#26 Jun 04 2007 at 5:25 AM Rating: Decent
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I want the "This is an Asylum thread" T-shirt too!

And I want it to be dark and long.

Edited, Jun 4th 2007 9:25am by Aripyanfar
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