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#1 May 30 2007 at 2:17 PM Rating: Decent
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How's this for Hell-TV?

UK's 8th season of Big Brother has just introduced an all-female house tonight. 11 Bubble-headed twerpettes! Sheez!

They include a pair of 18 year-old twins with the combined IQ of an slug, an former Cambridge Professeuse, and a random plethora of bimbos.

What's scarier is that on Friday, some cUnt is going to be introduced as the 12th housemate, and the only man. Poor *******! (An side-bet with an friend says he's teh ghey)

I shall now make pompous pronouncements about the shallowness of populist TV, while gradually getting drawn into the fUcking show again! Smiley: mad
#2 May 30 2007 at 2:21 PM Rating: Default
Ugh more big brother? that show is teh phail...
#3 May 30 2007 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
I'm already relishing the fact I'm gonna hate it.

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#4 May 30 2007 at 2:23 PM Rating: Decent
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In its defence, it did feature a rather slinky young filly sashaying into the house exclaiming "FUck me up the Bum!"

#5 May 30 2007 at 3:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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I won't laugh at your reality tv show viewing cause I watch like 6 reality shows. +_+ Amazing Race, American Idol, Ultimate Fighter, Survivor, Rockstar, and used to watch Apprentice. Never did get into Big Brother though. I have seen every single Survivor except the first episode of Season 1.
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#6 May 30 2007 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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I'm hooked on G4TV's Ninja Warrior.
#7 May 30 2007 at 3:28 PM Rating: Good
The only Reality TV worth anything is Top Chef and Shear Genius. Yes I understand the incredible ******** in that previous statement.
#8 May 30 2007 at 3:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nix have I mentioned this month that you look just like Phil Stacey?
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#9 May 30 2007 at 4:02 PM Rating: Good
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Same here. Never got into Big Brother,but Bravo could put a horse crapping into a crevice on as a reality show, and I'd watch. I'm hooked on Blowout, Workout, Project Runway, and Top Chef. Hell, I even watched the latest mess featuring that chick from the old Charlie's Angels.
#10 May 30 2007 at 4:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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I used to watch that one show about the sexy chef guy, was it called The Restaurant? Crappy, but the guy was hot!

Was also addicted to ***** Eye when it was still in.
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#11 May 30 2007 at 4:56 PM Rating: Good
If shows like "How'd they do that", "American Choppers", "Dirty Jobs", "How it's made" and "Myth Busters" count as reality TV, then I'd have to say 'IN'.
#12 May 30 2007 at 5:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Same here. Never got into Big Brother,but Bravo could put a horse crapping into a crevice on as a reality show, and I'd watch. I'm hooked on Blowout, Workout, Project Runway, and Top Chef. Hell, I even watched the latest mess featuring that chick from the old Charlie's Angels.


I watched season 1 of Survivor, season 2 of Big Brother, and the first time I went to stay with the boyfriend, we watched an entire marathon season of Top Chef, hahahaha. I also watch ***** Eye when I'm flipping through channels and it's on...same thing for Trading Spaces if it's featuring Vern, and NINJA WARRIOR!

I used to like Iron Chef, but Iron Chef America sucks ***.

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#13 May 30 2007 at 5:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh I also love Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. I love gaping at homes I'd never be comfortable living in for fear of ruining it.
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#14 May 30 2007 at 6:57 PM Rating: Decent
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I used to be a fan of the Omnibus Sunday afternoon spliff fest edition of , 'Eastenders, ' after a liquid lunch at the Hobgoblin in Tulse Hill (wich could sometimes become very unrealistic), when I still lived in the UK. Good times....

But now I like Southpark.

I think its fair to say that both Southpark and Eastenders are more 'realistic' than Big bruvva.
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#15 May 31 2007 at 1:25 AM Rating: Decent
I'm a huge South Park fan too.

I never got into Eastenders, tough. All the moaning and whining and miserabilism, I don't think I've ever made it through a whole episode.

As for reality shows, I used to enjoy Wife Swap, and I quite like the Apprentice, both the US and the UK version. It's quite funny cos the UK version just looks like a cheap Apprentice. Alan Sugar is a total plonker, and the contestants are barely worthy of being cashiers at the local Tesco.

Secretly, I also watch ANTM, since the gf watches it, and, sometimes, CNTM too.

As for Big Bruva, every year I tell myself I won't watch it, or read about it, or anything, but somehow you can't escape it. It lasts 3 months, during the summer when nothing else is happening, and everyone talks about it.

The only cool thing is the spin-off, Celebrity Big Brother. With celebs such as Denis Rodman and George Galloway, it was quite amazing last year.

But, this year... this year...



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#16 May 31 2007 at 2:28 AM Rating: Good
I wondered where all the blokes were when I tuned into it last night. I know I'm gonna sucked into it again if I actually start watching....I suppose its a good thing I'm going to America for two months next Wednesday. You could tell that that Posh lady (I assume the Cambridge Professeuse) is gonna hate it....Really I mainly watch Big Bruvva's Big Mouf because I think Russel Brand is bloody funny.
#17 May 31 2007 at 3:24 AM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
If shows like "How'd they do that", "American Choppers", "Dirty Jobs", "How it's made" and "Myth Busters" count as reality TV, then I'd have to say 'IN'.
Joph and I have to watch "Dirty Jobs' whenever it's on. I'm also stragely mesmerized by "Deadliest Catch". Must be the Bon Jovi theme.

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the first time I went to stay with the boyfriend, we watched an entire marathon season of Top Chef, hahahaha.
When Joph and I started our marathon tour or mid-range hotels of the east coast, we used to always hook up to marathons of Law and Order: SVU.
#18 May 31 2007 at 4:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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I used to be a fan of the Omnibus Sunday afternoon spliff fest edition of , 'Eastenders, ' after a liquid lunch at the Hobgoblin in Tulse Hill (wich could sometimes become very unrealistic), when I still lived in the UK. Good times....

But now I like Southpark.

I think its fair to say that both Southpark and Eastenders are more 'realistic' than Big bruvva.


I finally kicked my addiction to Eastenders. I'm not looking back!

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#19 May 31 2007 at 4:50 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm also stragely mesmerized by "Deadliest Catch"


Ooooh..I'd forgotten that one! Yeah, I like that too. Not sure why tho...

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I finally kicked my addiction to Eastenders. I'm not looking back!


Yeah me too. Its not quite so relevant in New Zealnd. Worked for me when I lived in Brixton tho.
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#20 May 31 2007 at 4:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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I finally kicked my addiction to Eastenders. I'm not looking back!


Yeah me too. Its not quite so relevant in New Zealnd. Worked for me when I lived in Brixton tho.


The first episode I ever watched was the one where Little Mo was nearly raped by her ex and then hit him in the head with the iron! After the show they had all these PSA's about "if this show disturbed you please call blahblahblah for counseling" and stuff. I was like, "Holy ****! I love this show!".

It was all downhill after that though.

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#21 May 31 2007 at 5:00 AM Rating: Decent
Brixton is dangerous. My friend's dad's friend got put in prison for manslaughter, because some guy came down to his flat with a machete, half chopped his dad's friend's arm off, who then promptly kicked the attacker in the head (he did a lot of Muay Thai I believe) who then fell through the door to the balcony, off of the balcony, and died on some train tracks.
#22 May 31 2007 at 5:01 AM Rating: Decent
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paulsol the Righteous wrote:

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I finally kicked my addiction to Eastenders. I'm not looking back!


Yeah me too. Its not quite so relevant in New Zealnd. Worked for me when I lived in Brixton tho.


The first episode I ever watched was the one where Little Mo was nearly raped by her ex and then hit him in the head with the iron! After the show they had all these PSA's about "if this show disturbed you please call blahblahblah for counseling" and stuff. I was like, "Holy sh*t! I love this show!".

It was all downhill after that though.

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I used to watch it a lot too. I haven't seen it in a long time though, because Neighbours is the only happy soap, and Hollyoaks has much much more attractive women in it.
#23 May 31 2007 at 5:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Brixton is dangerous. My friend's dad's friend got put in prison for manslaughter, because some guy came down to his flat with a machete, half chopped his dad's friend's arm off, who then promptly kicked the attacker in the head (he did a lot of Muay Thai I believe) who then fell through the door to the balcony, off of the balcony, and died on some train tracks.


Holy crap!

Most of the people who I knew in the area were fluffed out trance heads. Used to get messy sometimes. But no-one lost any limbs.
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#24 May 31 2007 at 5:17 AM Rating: Decent
Oh he managed to keep it..Apparently it was hanging on by a thread though. And Ash (the friend who was with his dad in the apartment when it happened to their friend) was only about 9 or 10...
#25 Jun 03 2007 at 11:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Ok, if you took any season of Big Brother, and took it to an Ethical Review Board (which any scientific study has to pass), Big Brother would be rejected on at least 20 different counts.

I don't even do psychology, and when I watched the show I could identify multiple violations of human rights, of commonly known phychological effects on humans.

Obviously the show is knowingly designed to create great emotional stress on the contestants, in order to provoke emotional outbursts, which will make for more "interesting" TV viewing, than watching several happy and well-balanced people. Applied over such a long time period, and in combination with each other, I thought they almost guaranteed a mental breakdown. I was therefore not surprised to read an article from one of the ex-contestants claiming that a year after they all left the house, all but one of them was suffering from depression.

I can't do you a full list, because my partner can't stand the show and has vetoed it from our house, but a couple of things I remember.

1. If an individual makes a mistake, violates a rule, or loses a competition, the entire group is punished. If an individual does well, sticks to rules, or wins a competition, only that individual is rewarded. This is the reverse of what is known to work socially.

This treatment of a group is guaranteed to breed resentment, and, over time, hatred of certain individuals by the rest of the group. If a teacher treated a classroom like this they'd cause chaos.

Jails and prisoner of war camps are run like this, to keep the prisoners fighting amongst themselves, instead of being united with one another against their jailors.

2. Denying privacy to humans when you have put them in overcrowded conditions. The Big Brother house and grounds are filmed to make them appear larger than they actually are. The contestants are actually crammed into a very small house and yard.

Studies show that the more crowded people are, the more often they need to be alone, in private, even if their alone-time is spent in even a smaller area. The BB house is small, but all spaces are communal, and very not-private. The contestants are given no psychological space to substitute for the physical space they don't have.

3. The blurring of the private and public persona. Everyone needs some respect and dignity, especially at work. You also you need some time to utterly relax, unwind, and take care of some personal grooming. You maintain your respect and dignity partially by choosing carefully who you let see you totally relaxed and unguarded. Picking your nose, farting, scratching your bottom or groin, picking pimples, plucking hairs, or vomiting, are usually only done in front of those you utterly trust and love. Taking away privacy is a huge no-no in educational, scientific and medical practise, and is a common torture method.

Everything the contestents used to reserve for privacy, is shown on television, and there are no locks for privacy from their housemates.

4. Taking away secrecy, and tact. Society only works because humans tell a lot of lies of ommission. Your boss doesn't need to know you think he's an idiot. Your teacher doens't need to know you find her shoes laughable. This guest at the dinner table doens't need to know you find her laugh grating. Your mum doesn't need to know what you did with your boyfriend last night. Often people with BPD or Asperger's syndrome have to be explicitly trained not to tell all the truth all of the time.

Of COURSE the contestants know everything they do is filmed. But the cameras are mostly concealed cameras, and it's equally obvious that all the contestants go through long stretches where they have forgotten they are being filmed... or they have forgotten all the consequences of that. All of them have long conversations about each other that later are going to have nasty consequences once everyone is out of the house, and has seen the tapes. There have even been instances of contestants telling massive and blatant lies to each other, apparently oblivious that the lies will be instantly exposed once they leave the house.

There are also conversations about family and friends outside the house that are going to have ugly consequences once the contestants leave and get back to their "real world". Big Brother capitalises on this "you forgot you were being filmed" effect as much as possible, by showing clips of these moments, or bringing them up in discussion, on the eviction shows.
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MythBusters FTW. Watching them blow stuff up and Kari show off her tummy is great!
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