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#1 May 30 2007 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good

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Now how much do I have to tip??

Microsoft Surface, which has a 30-inch display under a hard-plastic tabletop, allows people to touch and move objects on screen for everything from digital finger painting and jigsaw puzzles to ordering off a virtual menu in a restaurant.

Cry yourselves to sleep, servers! You are soon to be obsolete! Smiley: mad

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#2 May 30 2007 at 11:25 AM Rating: Decent

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If it doesn't come with Galaxians or Space-Attack pre-installed, we should sue!

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#3 May 30 2007 at 11:30 AM Rating: Decent

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.....All this and more comming to a Starbucks near you.

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#4 May 30 2007 at 12:16 PM Rating: Decent

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In other news, coffee and donuts just tripled in price due to royalty fees imposed on all coffee shops by Microsoft. Apparently not having one of these in your coffee shop infringes on 312 Microsoft patents.

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#5 May 30 2007 at 12:20 PM Rating: Excellent

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Yodabunny wrote:

In other news, coffee and donuts just tripled in price due to royalty fees imposed on all coffee shops by Microsoft. Apparently not having one of these in your coffee shop infringes on 312 Microsoft patents.

Right, because it's an integral part of the coffee delivery system.

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#6 May 30 2007 at 12:20 PM Rating: Good

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jackjeckel the Pest wrote:

.....All this and more comming to a Starbucks near you.

OK. Your avatard has fascinated me for several minutes now.

Tell me. Does that pool use an Ionization system or regular chlorination?

C'mon. You were all thinking the same thing, but I had the courage to ask!

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#7 May 30 2007 at 12:26 PM Rating: Decent

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Samira wrote:

Yodabunny wrote:

In other news, coffee and donuts just tripled in price due to royalty fees imposed on all coffee shops by Microsoft. Apparently not having one of these in your coffee shop infringes on 312 Microsoft patents.

Right, because it's an integral part of the coffee delivery system.

Actually I think it's because they patented the colour brown. Purchasing this machine grants you a license to have items that are brown in colour in your shop. Incidentally your bathroom will now require one of these.

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#8 May 30 2007 at 5:38 PM Rating: Decent

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Yodabunny wrote:

Samira wrote:

Yodabunny wrote:

In other news, coffee and donuts just tripled in price due to royalty fees imposed on all coffee shops by Microsoft. Apparently not having one of these in your coffee shop infringes on 312 Microsoft patents.

Right, because it's an integral part of the coffee delivery system.

Actually I think it's because they patented the colour brown. Purchasing this machine grants you a license to have items that are brown in colour in your shop. Incidentally your bathroom will now require one of these.

[:lame:]

It would have been better if you said they patented ****.

Edited, May 30th 2007 7:38pm by MentalFrog

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#9 May 30 2007 at 7:27 PM Rating: Good

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I thought Wendy's invented this 15 years ago when they had the tabletops with pictures of old-timey newspapers laminated in?

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#10 May 30 2007 at 8:14 PM Rating: Decent

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Monsieur Sommelier wrote:

jackjeckel the Pest wrote:

.....All this and more comming to a Starbucks near you.

OK. Your avatard has fascinated me for several minutes now.

Tell me. Does that pool use an Ionization system or regular chlorination?

C'mon. You were all thinking the same thing, but I had the courage to ask!

This is the reason why I secretly love you.

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#11 May 30 2007 at 9:10 PM Rating: Good

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Should we start a pool to see how long it would be till someone tries using their ***** on this after release?

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