Bad habitsFollow

I'm not sure I would call this a bad habit, but it is very annoying for my friends. They can just be sat down watching TV, suddenly I will just start a fight. Not just little taps, full on punches to the face and kidneys. It's quite amusing when I take down my best friend who is twice my size, screaming at me to get off of him.

My mom has a pretty annoying habit similar to this. She repeats things as though they are her own original thoughts, even after you have just said them to her. It's nuts.


Mom: So, who do you think Jack looks like?

Me: Hmm, we can't really tell yet but I thought he had a real look of Keith (my brother) about him when he was first born.

Mom: I though he really looked like Keith when he was born.


At first I thought this just applied to conversations until I heard her repeat, verbatim, something off of CNN and act as though she had come up with the notion herself. Drives me absolutely insane.

Since we seem to be on the subject of things that our moms do to drive us psycho, my mother will start a new conversation just as I tell her I have to go.

"Sorry, Mom, but I can't talk right now, I'm driving."
"Oh, ok! Hey, did I tell you that Grandma..."

I think she does this because she finally figured out that I don't really need to suddenly take a dump whenever I'm on the phone with her. I knew I should have taken it easy on that one!

You don't know my mother. She'd hear it and keep talking. In fact, she'd probably start talking to me about it.

I have a friend that is the MOST unreliable person I've ever met, he's my best friend, actually . The good times outway the annoyance I'm guessing. Anyways, he's horrible about agreeing to something, then just blatantly backing out. Someone will call him before it's time to do said event, and he won't answer.. then answer after said event is over and give some ridiculous excuse or just apologize. IT DRIVES ME ******* CRAZY.


My worst habit is tuning out any sort of nagging whatsoever, and becoming completely monotoned while reacting to it. I had one of those mothers, growing up, that would just nagnagnagnagnagnagnagnag about any/everything. So now when I hear the slightest little hint of a nagging tone, I shut down and become a complete ******* to whoever it is, no matter what the situation is.

I've had signifigant others actually throw things at me just to get a reaction, to which I promptly bring out the trailer trash joke ******* to end things nicely

1. BF has really, really, really bad teeth but they can be fixed.

2. Too many to mention but most dangerous, my V-8 (old school) Thunderbird likes to fly rather than drive.

By "fixed" I assume you mean orthodontia. Which leads me to wonder what "bad habit" it is exactly that leads to someone's teeth becoming crooked. Chewing on rebar?