I'm tipsy from 2 beers. Man, breastfeeding has screwed my tolerance.
Weeeeee?
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Harlot! Jezebel!!!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Tare: Check.
Slightly drunk: Check
Mention of breastfeeding: Check.
Okay, it's official. I have an erection.
Slightly drunk: Check
Mention of breastfeeding: Check.
Okay, it's official. I have an erection.
Isn't there a quicker/easier way to check that?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Tare wrote:
I'm tipsy from 2 beers. Man, breastfeeding has screwed my tolerance.
Weeeeee?
Weeeeee?
Ok, what kind of Beers? Are we talking Duvel? Or Bud Light?
I'm a cheap date myself now. Usually 2 Heinekens will get me tipsy. Or one good sized glass of cab
I smell an Allanois drinking contest in August.
It smells like tequila and lime.
It smells like tequila and lime.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
DSD wrote:
Usually 2 Heinekens will get me tipsy.
Hahahaa, that was exactly what I drank!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Tare: Check.
Slightly drunk: Check
Mention of breastfeeding: Check.
Okay, it's official. I have an erection.
Slightly drunk: Check
Mention of breastfeeding: Check.
Okay, it's official. I have an erection.
I also said "screwed".
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Tare: Check.
Slightly drunk: Check
Mention of breastfeeding: Check.
Okay, it's official. I have an erection.
Slightly drunk: Check
Mention of breastfeeding: Check.
Okay, it's official. I have an erection.
I also said "screwed".
don't tell him that!!!
now you've done it...
Aurathedragoon wrote:
Tare wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Tare: Check.
Slightly drunk: Check
Mention of breastfeeding: Check.
Okay, it's official. I have an erection.
Slightly drunk: Check
Mention of breastfeeding: Check.
Okay, it's official. I have an erection.
I also said "screwed".
don't tell him that!!!
now you've done it...
Must have been all he needed, he hasn't been back since!
my teenager senses are tingling.
it felt like a great evil had been unleashed, then instantaneously set right once more.
it felt like a great evil had been unleashed, then instantaneously set right once more.
Now the next question has to be is the milk still flowing for baby to have a sip? (That should make BarkingTurtle's night)
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ummm so i dont quite get it how does breast feeding effect how tipsy somone gets?
luvacasia wrote:
ummm so i dont quite get it how does breast feeding effect how tipsy somone gets?
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
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Ooooo I get it so she hasnt drank in a long time.. wow my bad.
<=========== Half a wine cooler and you'll find me sleeping in less than 30 minutes.
Pawkeshup the Meaningless wrote:
luvacasia wrote:
ummm so i dont quite get it how does breast feeding effect how tipsy somone gets?
Actually it's during pregnancy you are not supposed to drink so it's 9+ months of abstinence. You can drink when nursing, so long as it's a minimum. If you think you are going to drink to get drunk, you need to pump. High contents of alcohol consumed will get back to the milk. It peaks around 90 minutes after consumption and then declines. However, a beer a day is fine and the alcohol will not make it to the milk to the point where it even minutely affects your baby. In fact, it's a known fact for those who do nurse, that a beer a day will actually enhance milk flow. This is good for the mothers whose body doesn't create a ton of milk.
My baby is a drunkard.
Silly baby.
Silly baby.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Boyfriend has been building up my alcohol tolerance by switching empty glasses of wine with full glasses of wine while I'm pretending not to notice. I can drink a good 2/3 of a bottle on my own now I think!
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I figure I could get buzzed off a 12 Pack of Light Beer and Tipsy off a case. I'd need a 30 Pack of Lite and a lot of hours, to be wasted.
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I figure I could get buzzed off a 12 Pack of Light Beer and Tipsy off a case. I'd need a 30 Pack of Lite and a lot of hours, to be wasted.
bob, I haven't been wasted on beer in damn near a decade. I'm usually well in to the third bottle of wine before I start thinking to myself that driving would be a mistake.
To get good and falling down drunk these days it'd probably take most of a litre of wahdkuh.
damn, Moe, where the hell have you been? I missed your fuck off attitude you're so good at. Hugglez!
DSD wrote:
damn, Moe, where the hell have you been? I missed your fuck off attitude you're so good at. Hugglez!
He has been playing with himself while watching the Stanly Cup Playoffs..
Its about time he came up for air though.
<TFS> has missed him...
Speaking of that...
Are you holy spec? If so, we need a healer for the arena....
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
<=========== Half a wine cooler and you'll find me sleeping in less than 30 minutes.
Ahaha, Bartles & Jaymes as a date-rape drug!
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