I think the headline says it all. Woman acquitted of illegal **** use. That's a headline I thought I'd never see in the Rocky Mountain News.
So next time you're about to stomp out a flaming pile of poo on Halloween, just remember you might be trampling someones First Amendment rights.
Edited, May 25th 2007 11:31am by baelnic
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Sweet. Time to buy a dog.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Illegal use of a noxious substance. Oh. Please.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Illegal use of a noxious substance. Oh. Please.
Well the law makes a *little* sense. I mean if she froze it and then offered it to Laura Bush as a chocolate ice cream cone or something...
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Or if the plaintiff could be counted on to eat the contents of a paper bag on her door step. Which, for all I know, she can.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Illegal use of a noxious substance. Oh. Please.
Who knows, the next case that DA will bring might be Assault with a noxious substance.
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