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#1 May 25 2007 at 5:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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Customs officers at Cairo's airport on Thursday detained a man bound for Saudi Arabia who was trying to smuggle 700 live snakes onto a plane, airport authorities said.

The officers were stunned when a passenger, identified as Yahia Rahim Tulba, said his carry-on bag held live snakes after he was asked to open it.

Tulba opened his bag to show the snakes to the police and asked the officers, who held a safe distance, not to come close. Among the snakes, hidden in small cloth sacks, were two poisonous cobras, authorities said.

The Egyptian said he had hoped to sell the snakes in Saudi Arabia. Police confiscated the snakes and turned Tulba over to the prosecutor's office, accusing him of violating export laws and endangering the lives of other passengers.
I dunno... any ideas?
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#2 May 25 2007 at 6:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm drawing a blank as well. That's a toughy.

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#3 May 25 2007 at 6:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Simpsons did it.
#4 May 25 2007 at 6:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Gyps clip snakes mecca trip?

Sorry reading the Daily News too much.

Yes, I got the ham fisted snakes on a plane thing.

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#5 May 25 2007 at 6:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
Gyps clip snakes mecca trip?

Sorry reading the Daily News too much.

Yes, I got the ham fisted snakes on a plane thing.


Well you're doing better than usual today then. Smiley: wink

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#6 May 25 2007 at 6:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yes, I got the ham fisted snakes on a plane thing.
Is there a subtle way to do it?
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#7 May 25 2007 at 6:16 AM Rating: Decent
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Why is it always snakes?
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#8 May 25 2007 at 6:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Simpsons did it.
Smiley: confused
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#9 May 25 2007 at 6:43 AM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
Althrun the Silent wrote:
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Simpsons did it.
Smiley: confused


South Park reference, admittedly it's a bit of a stretch in my mind. Neeeeeeever mind.
#10 May 25 2007 at 7:34 AM Rating: Good
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Asps in the Air.
#11 May 25 2007 at 7:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Cobras via Concorde!
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#12 May 25 2007 at 7:45 AM Rating: Decent
Dirty Muslim Terrorists Using Cult Classic Movie Snakes on a Plane Plot to Commit New Terror Attack, Foiled by Brave Egyptian Border Police After Tip-Off by CIA Maybe !!



was what I would've gone for.

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#13 May 25 2007 at 8:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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#14 May 25 2007 at 1:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
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Customs officers at Cairo's airport on Thursday detained a man bound for Saudi Arabia who was trying to smuggle 700 live snakes onto a plane, airport authorities said.

The officers were stunned when a passenger, identified as Yahia Rahim Tulba, said his carry-on bag held live snakes after he was asked to open it.

Tulba opened his bag to show the snakes to the police and asked the officers, who held a safe distance, not to come close. Among the snakes, hidden in small cloth sacks, were two poisonous cobras, authorities said.

The Egyptian said he had hoped to sell the snakes in Saudi Arabia. Police confiscated the snakes and turned Tulba over to the prosecutor's office, accusing him of violating export laws and endangering the lives of other passengers.
I dunno... any ideas?

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trying to smuggle 700 live snakes onto a plane

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snakes onto a plane

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snakes onto a plane


...i got nothin



Edited, May 25th 2007 5:05pm by Aurathedragoon
#15 May 25 2007 at 1:08 PM Rating: Default
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Nope. Nothing springs to mind.

How about "All-asp Hu Akhbar" or "Mohammaconda"?

#16 May 25 2007 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
"I want these motherfuCkin' sheiks off this motherfuCkin' plane!"

I'm serious.

#17 May 25 2007 at 2:49 PM Rating: Good
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Why is it always snakes?


Cause barracudas wouldn't quite work?
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#18 May 29 2007 at 1:18 AM Rating: Default
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hmm....

snakes on a plane?

sorry had to do it ^^
#19 May 29 2007 at 1:36 PM Rating: Default
He didn't get the memo.


People, Airports are sick and tired of you all trying to bring your motherfucking snakes on their motherfucking planes.
#20 May 29 2007 at 1:45 PM Rating: Decent
Kakar wrote:
Cause barracudas wouldn't quite work?


What about frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams?

#21 May 29 2007 at 1:46 PM Rating: Default
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robknugg wrote:
snakes on a plane?
I don't get it.
#22 May 30 2007 at 2:07 AM Rating: Decent
Monsieur Sommelier wrote:
robknugg wrote:
snakes on a plane?
I don't get it.


It's Cockney rhyme for "insane in the brain"

I think.

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