How's this?
A British millionaire playboy (let's say he's an Earl) tours the flesh-pots of Monte Carlo rescuing lap-dancers.
He falls in love with a dusky Nightclub hostess twenty years his junior, and within weeks they are married.
Things turn sour when he falls for a younger nightclub hostess, and while he's wowing the casinos on the French riviera, James Bond style, he has a blazing row with the feisty young wife, and her evil brother strangles him to death. The wife and her brother then drive to an isolated ravine in a sportscar with the dead Earl in the trunk and dispose of the body.
Crap, forget it. That's too far-fetched for anyone to believe.
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Well now you have someone to live up to.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Nobby: I have this... friend, see? And he has a problem he'd like an answer to.
The Rest of Us: Uh-huh. A friend you say?
<casts a jaundiced eye towards the English gentleman>
Nobby: Umm, yeah. A friend, a real good friend. Let's just say his name is, ahhh, Dracoid, ok? Yeah, Dracoid.
The Rest of Us: Ok, Dracoid-- oh we're sorry, we meant Nobby. So what's your friend Dracoid's problem?
Nobby: Well, it goes like this: A British millionaire playboy...
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The Rest of Us: Uh-huh. A friend you say?
<casts a jaundiced eye towards the English gentleman>
Nobby: Umm, yeah. A friend, a real good friend. Let's just say his name is, ahhh, Dracoid, ok? Yeah, Dracoid.
The Rest of Us: Ok, Dracoid-- oh we're sorry, we meant Nobby. So what's your friend Dracoid's problem?
Nobby: Well, it goes like this: A British millionaire playboy...
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Quote:
Described by one friend as a philanthropist, Ashley-Cooper specialised in rescuing lap-dancers.
I was unaware that marrying strippers gives you the defacto title of "philanthropist". Bonus.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
I became bored with the story the moment I saw there was no photo of the skirt in question.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
BBC News wrote:
His widow, Jamila M'barek, is a 45-year-old former nightclub hostess who is alleged to have murdered her husband because he was in the process of divorcing her for another, younger hostess.
So she's a Hostess Ho Ho?
This link has a picture of her. She looks fairly predatory.
Edited, May 22nd 2007 7:01pm by Samira
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I believe the term would be "philanthgropist," Omega...
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Are you trying to say the relationship with DF is on the rocks Nobby? I'm sure she wont have anyone strangle you (that sounds more like something she would enjoy doing).
Totem wrote:
philanthgropist
I dunno, if he pays for champagne service in the VIP room I don't think he's technicly groping anyone. It's simply a perk of the service.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
That'd give new meaning to "pole dancer..."
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Samira wrote:
She looks fairly predatory.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
She looks fairly predatory.
Definitely looks like a cougar to me.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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