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#1 May 22 2007 at 10:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Hypothetically speaking;

You have a friend named Jack.
Jack is a paraplegic.
Jack also really likes to go horseback riding, but needs help getting on and off the horse.
Jack asks you to go horseback riding on a nice summer day.
The ride is over and it's time to dismount.

Will you help Jack off the horse?
Yes, I wouldn't think twice:4 (20.0%)
I would if I was able to:6 (30.0%)
Hell no!:7 (35.0%)
Other:3 (15.0%)
Total:20
Explain your answer.

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#2 May 22 2007 at 11:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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No, I would not jack off a horse.

Grow up.

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#3 May 22 2007 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
/butthurt
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#4 May 22 2007 at 11:03 AM Rating: Decent
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I'd drive him to the hospital to have his ball sack reinflated.
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#5 May 22 2007 at 11:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Nexa wrote:
Grow up.

You must be new here...
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#6 May 22 2007 at 11:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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You know, oddly and I SWEAR I'm not making this up, boyfriend and I were talking about how much money it would take before we'd be one of the people who would jack of a horse for breeding and whatnot. I think he bottomed out at 30k or something.

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#7 May 22 2007 at 11:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elderon wrote:
Nexa wrote:
/butthurt
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Now if you said pony, that would be different. They're small and plaintive looking.

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#8 May 22 2007 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
You know, oddly and I SWEAR I'm not making this up, boyfriend and I were talking about how much money it would take before we'd be one of the people who would jack of a horse for breeding and whatnot. I think he bottomed out at 30k or something.

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This was his lead in to getting you to pose for a bestiallity shoot. Smiley: sly
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#9 May 22 2007 at 11:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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You know, I bet if you had posted this in the OOT (where it belonged) it would have gone on and on for ages with honest responses.

I guess now we'll never know.

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#10 May 22 2007 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
You know, I bet if you had posted this in the OOT (where it belonged) it would have gone on and on for ages with honest responses.

I guess now we'll never know.

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Maybe I will! Harumph!
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#11 May 22 2007 at 11:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
You know, oddly and I SWEAR I'm not making this up, boyfriend and I were talking about how much money it would take before we'd be one of the people who would jack of a horse for breeding and whatnot.
Really, you just need to hold the sheath. The horse does all the work.


"And whatnot"??

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#12 May 22 2007 at 11:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:

"And whatnot"??


Salad dressing.

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#13 May 22 2007 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Jophiel wrote:

"And whatnot"??


Salad dressing.

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#14 May 22 2007 at 11:59 AM Rating: Decent
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It's important to have a job that makes a difference. That's why I manually ********** caged animals for artificial insemination.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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#15 May 22 2007 at 12:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Debalic wrote:
It's important to have a job that makes a difference. That's why I manually ********** caged animals for artificial insemination.


Smiley: inlove
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#16 May 22 2007 at 12:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Nexa wrote:
Smiley: inlove

Now now, don't look at me like that, you're no use to me unless you're in a cage!
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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#17 May 22 2007 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Really, you just need to hold the sheath. The horse does all the work.
Sheath-holding takes some arm-strength, hater. Smiley: glare
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#18 May 22 2007 at 12:42 PM Rating: Good
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bleh

Edited, May 22nd 2007 1:42pm by Tare
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#19 May 22 2007 at 12:43 PM Rating: Default
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Robin Hood tore his leather jerkin off.
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#20 May 22 2007 at 12:51 PM Rating: Good
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BT has many 8mm movies on this very subject. I suspect he's the only one qualified to address this topic.

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#21 May 22 2007 at 12:53 PM Rating: Good
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Sounds like a job for a stable hand.
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