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#1 May 22 2007 at 4:44 AM Rating: Good
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girl asks for police when told to clean her room

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BERLIN: A nine-year-old German girl was so upset about having to tidy her room she put up a sign in her window urging passers-by to call police for help.

Pedestrians in the central city of Braunschweig saw the girl crying in the window, holding up a sign up saying "Help! Please call the police!" Next to her sat a small boy. Quickly alerted, officers rushed to the scene to discover the girl had rowed with her mother about tidying her room and enlisted her two-year-old brother's aid to attract attention.

"The room looked like a battlefield," said a spokesman for local police on Monday. "Officers told the girl to tidy her room. When they came back two hours later to check, it was all cleaned up. And the mother and daughter had made up too."


I had to laugh at this article. Especially on how the police told the girl to pick up. And then I got to remembering the ways I tried getting out of cleaning my own room as a child. Nothing so drastic as this tyke, but I'm sure I gave my mom a few new gray hairs over it. A few times I did the classic of throwing all toys and clothes into my closet until it towered over me, trying valiantly to shove the door shut, only to have everything cascade down when my mom opened the door.The most original I ever did, I threw a bunch of stuff into my upright piano. I never did that again.

So how'd you try getting out of cleaning your room as a kid? For those of you with kids, whats the funniest excuse or half *** job they did?
#2 May 22 2007 at 4:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hannah is pretty good about picking up the few things she can. I'll ask her to put a book back on the shelf before selecting another one to read to her, and that sort of thing. She occasionally will feign distress when putting a book back..."Mommy help, it's stuck!", but I'll just assure her she can do it all on her own and she'll get there eventually, haha.

Now if I could just keep her from making such an ungodly mess at dinner...ugh...

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#3 May 22 2007 at 6:19 AM Rating: Decent
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You had a room? Lucky *******.

All I had was a box in the corner.
#4 May 22 2007 at 6:29 AM Rating: Decent
Oh my! My mom would have beat my *** for a stunt like that.
#5 May 22 2007 at 6:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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#6 May 22 2007 at 6:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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My room was always tidy.

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#7 May 22 2007 at 7:22 AM Rating: Good
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I was a pretty good kid when it came to that kind of stuff. My mother went over our room with quite the eye, so shoving things in the closet, under the bed or such never worked. When I tell Jr. to clean his room I'm aware that there are tons of things shoved under the bed and in the closet, but I figure I'll just wait until he's not looking and throw them away. It's what I do with Joph.
#8 May 22 2007 at 7:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Imaelia's baby brother used to call 911 whenever something happened that he didn't like, like having to do homework, or clean his room. Sometimes up to a few times a day.

After the first couple times police showed up at their door, the folks at the 911 dispatch stopped responding to their phone number when they heard the kid on the line.
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#9 May 22 2007 at 7:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
When I tell Jr. to clean his room I'm aware that there are tons of things shoved under the bed and in the closet, but I figure I'll just wait until he's not looking and throw them away. It's what I do with Joph.


Someday Jophiel will come in here and wonder what happened to 2k of his postcount, I'll have to point him to you.
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#10 May 22 2007 at 7:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
I figure I'll just wait until he's not looking and throw them away. It's what I do with Joph.
It's true. Joph Jr. has had to fish me out of the trash can several times now.
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#11 May 22 2007 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
Up until I was 14, I roomed with my little brother, who's OCD about cleanliness. So I would just make a mess, knowing that it would eventually irritate him enough to clean it up for me.

Once my family moved and I had my own room, I usually only cleaned up when I couldn't see the floor anymore. My mother eventually stopped coming to my room, so I didn't get yelled at to clean up.
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#12 May 22 2007 at 7:44 AM Rating: Decent
Lol I just got the mental image of Jophjr standing on a bucket fishing you out with this giant fishing net.
#13 May 22 2007 at 7:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Lol I just got the mental image of Jophjr standing on a bucket fishing you out with this giant fishing net.


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