Lol, Smash, I seem to recall you claimed Ichiro was a slap hitter-- no, I think you used the term "tennis player" when we had a discussion of his merits some time back when I had made the case he is this generation's best lead off hitter.
You're thinking of someone else, I think. Although, much as it pains me to say it, Jeeter's probably the best leadoff hitter of this generation, assuming Ricky Henderson is part of the last one.
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