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Wow...we agree on something...did hell freeze over again?
you forgot to add that the Red Sox are the "Greatest Team Ever Assembled"
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Is it that time of the year again already?
you forgot to add that the Red Sox are the "Greatest Team Ever Assembled"
They're one player away. When they pick up Ichiro in a late season trade, then I'll say that.
Banzi Red Sox!!
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Red Sox swallow.
No, it's more than that, BoSox snowball with the Mets and Bluejays first, then they swallow.
Seriously, though, I'm looking forward to a BoSox-Mets world series, so the ball can squirt through Youkilis' legs in game six and cost them the whole thing. Youkilis is an even better name than Buckner.
No, it's more than that, BoSox snowball with the Mets and Bluejays first, then they swallow.
Seriously, though, I'm looking forward to a BoSox-Mets world series, so the ball can squirt through Youkilis' legs in game six and cost them the whole thing. Youkilis is an even better name than Buckner.
Smasharoo wrote:
you forgot to add that the Red Sox are the "Greatest Team Ever Assembled"
They're one player away. When they pick up Ichiro in a late season trade, then I'll say that.
Banzi Red Sox!!
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Traitor! You take that back!
They're still, currently, the greatest team ever assembled! That doesn't mean they can't be better, just that no one is better than them!
just trying to hit my "red sox fan" quota early this week since I'm busy later
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Seriously, though, I'm looking forward to a BoSox-Mets world series, so the ball can squirt through Youkilis' legs in game six and cost them the whole thing.
There was a time when that used to bother me, but now I just remember celebrating in Yankee stadium and running up to a 5 year old New Yorker child who was dejectedly crying about the Yankees disastrous collapse, picking him up and licking the tiny teardrops off his cheeks. "your pain is so sweet!" I said. "So sweet." Nectar from the gods.
Hahahahaha.
no really, the Twins still have a chance.
To finish .500.
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I hope cancer eats your bowel.
You think they'll trade for Ichiro? I'm feeling they'll wait till the season ends and sign Torii when he rejects the Twins' offer of thirty bucks a week and all the lutefisk he can eat.
You think they'll trade for Ichiro? I'm feeling they'll wait till the season ends and sign Torii when he rejects the Twins' offer of thirty bucks a week and all the lutefisk he can eat.
Lol, Smash, I seem to recall you claimed Ichiro was a slap hitter-- no, I think you used the term "tennis player" when we had a discussion of his merits some time back when I had made the case he is this generation's best lead off hitter.
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I wish I could say something pithy about the Padres. But I know that they'll win some, they'll lose some but they'll never have the kind of attention-grabbing, one-track mind fans other teams inspire.
I'm not bitter.
I'm not bitter.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I wish I could say something pithy about the Padres. But I know that they'll win some, they'll lose some but they'll never have the kind of attention-grabbing, one-track mind fans other teams inspire.
It's the weather. Baseball should be played entirely in places where the weather drives you to the brink of suicide half the year, and the other half your team pushes you closer to welcoming the sweet embrace of death.
As Jay Leno said the other night, "The average person cries about 2 liters of tears in his lifetime. Double that if you're a Cubs fan."
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Go O's.
I'm going to retire to my corner now and cry. ****** bullpen can't hold a 6 run lead...
I'm going to retire to my corner now and cry. ****** bullpen can't hold a 6 run lead...
Don't be too upset, Lurk. Your team ruined Sweet Lou Pinella's night the other night when they beat the Cubs in the 9th after being down by six...
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Lol, Smash, I seem to recall you claimed Ichiro was a slap hitter-- no, I think you used the term "tennis player" when we had a discussion of his merits some time back when I had made the case he is this generation's best lead off hitter.
You're thinking of someone else, I think. Although, much as it pains me to say it, Jeeter's probably the best leadoff hitter of this generation, assuming Ricky Henderson is part of the last one.
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Go O's.
I'm going to retire to my corner now and cry. @#%^in bullpen can't hold a 6 run lead..
I remember that sinking feeling about the bullpen. Now I mostly think "Hey, they're ahead after 7 innings, we win."
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Smasharoo wrote:
Go O's.
I'm going to retire to my corner now and cry. @#%^in bullpen can't hold a 6 run lead..
I remember that sinking feeling about the bullpen. Now I mostly think "Hey, they're ahead after 7 innings, we win."
Breaks my heart. Oh well, at least I can be consoled by the fact that the Yankees officially suck!
It's tough being in the AL East, so you gotta take what little ray of happiness is there and run with it for Balmorians who don't want to be nats fans.
I use to live close enough to Memorial Statium to walk to the games. My kids would sell lemonade to fans on the way to the games. By May we would realize that once again we didn't have the closer who could keep what small lead we might get and go cry in our Natty Bo's.
Now I never go to the games, but make sure that I stay away from the Inner Harbor, when they are playing home games at Camden Yards. Jonwin is sure to tell me how some Yankee or Boston Fan, was on the tour he gave. As nice as Cameden Yards is, I rather listen to games on the radio. Seats are at the wrong angle and food and tickets now are too exspensive and games tend to sell out quickly.
Still coming down here to see the Red Soxs is more affordable for most Boston Fans, then see their home games. So come on down and Check out the Constellation, while your at it. Jonwin gives a great trolly tour of the city on Mondays too.
Now I never go to the games, but make sure that I stay away from the Inner Harbor, when they are playing home games at Camden Yards. Jonwin is sure to tell me how some Yankee or Boston Fan, was on the tour he gave. As nice as Cameden Yards is, I rather listen to games on the radio. Seats are at the wrong angle and food and tickets now are too exspensive and games tend to sell out quickly.
Still coming down here to see the Red Soxs is more affordable for most Boston Fans, then see their home games. So come on down and Check out the Constellation, while your at it. Jonwin gives a great trolly tour of the city on Mondays too.
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I wish I could say something pithy about the Padres.
How about Maddux going 8+ innings last week? He might be old, but he's tougher than nails, and he's found ways to stay ahead of the batters.
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As Jay Leno said the other night, "The average person cries about 2 liters of tears in his lifetime. Double that if you're a Cubs fan."
I have four words for you: Walk. Off. Grand. Slam.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Whie I do enjoy watching the Red Sox dominate the sport early on, I am well prepared for their eventual collapse and the Yankees post-All-Star Break surge to the top.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Smasharoo wrote:
YANKEES SUCK
that is all.
that is all.
Yeah, the Yanks are stinking things up these days. The injuries haven't helped but everyone has injuries and you just have to take them into account when you build your team. Still, its only May. Its not as if they were 14 games back in August.
Statistically and historically the odds are very long for the Yankees to get back into the race. Even if you're a fan I wouldn't put any money on them at this stage of the season.
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Demea wrote:
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I wish I could say something pithy about the Padres.
How about Maddux going 8+ innings last week? He might be old, but he's tougher than nails, and he's found ways to stay ahead of the batters.
I don't love the Padres because I love baseball. I love the Padres because the players that lived in my neighborhood played ball with the us kids. Same with the Chargers. And they did awesome decorations and displays during Halloween and the Christmas season at their homes.
The injuries haven't helped but everyone has injuries and you just have to take them into account when you build your team. Still, its only May. Its not as if they were 14 games back in August.
They have no pitching. They'll be lucky to be 14 games back in August.
Clemens is a bandaid on a sucking chest wound. Unless Cashman pulls off some kind of miracle and gets Santana or something, they're pretty much toast. No pitching and good hitting doesn't get it done in the AL East.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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