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#1 May 16 2007 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)


Submit, for today is raining and dreary and I want something new to read, indeed.

I have just had roughly 15 cups of coffee, sorry.

Nexa
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#2 May 16 2007 at 9:38 AM Rating: Decent
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El Pais wrote:
Los pasajeros, al desnudo

El aeropuerto de Amsterdam instala unos novedosos detectores que exploran el cuerpo en busca de metales o explosivos ocultos en la ropa

No contentos con obligar a los pasajeros a quitarse desde el cinturón a los zapatos, con cachearles, con medir su temperatura corporal por si sufren gripe aviar y con impedirles llevar lÃquidos, los aeropuertos cuentan desde ahora con nuevos detectores de seguridad que les permiten ver a los viajeros al desnudo. Esta máquina con aspecto de rayos X pero sin sus permiciosos efectos explora el cuerpo para descubrir armas y explosivos ocultos en la ropa. Ya la usa, en primicia mundial, el aeródromo de Schiphol en Amsterdam, aunque de momento pasar por sus pantallas es voluntario.

A pesar de lo que pueda parecer por las imágenes, que revelan los contornos del cuerpo a través de la ropa, el llamado security scan system no usa rayos X sino inofensivas ondas de radio milimétricas que muestran imágenes delanteras y traseras de los pasajeros desde la cabeza a los pies. Estas ondas se reflejan en los pasajeros y envÃan la imagen, de modo que no tiene nada que ver con las radiografÃas de los hospitales, que sà atraviesan el cuerpo. Los estudios realizados por el Instituto holandés de Ciencia Aplicada han mostrado que las ondas que usa este escáner son más de seis mil veces menos intensas que el estándar permitido por la Unión Europea.
#3 May 16 2007 at 9:39 AM Rating: Good
I took my cat to the vet this morning and he either has a chemical burn, ear-mites or cancer.
#4 May 16 2007 at 9:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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babelfish wrote:
The passengers, to the naked one The airport of Amsterdam installs novel detectors that explore the hidden body in search of metals or explosives in the clothes Noncontentments with forcing the passengers to take off from the belt to the shoes, with frisking to them, measuring their corporal temperature by if they undergo bird influenza and with preventing to take liquids them, the airports count from now on new detectors of security that allow to see the travellers al them naked. This machine with aspect of x-rayses but without their permiciosos effects explores the body to discover hidden arms and explosives in the clothes. It already uses it, in world-wide primicia, the aerodrome of Schiphol in Amsterdam, although at the moment to happen through its screens is voluntary. In spite of which it can seem by the images, that they reveal the contours of the body through the clothes, the call security scan system does not use x-rayses but inoffensive milimétricas radio waveses that show front and back images of the passengers from the head the feet. These waves are reflected in the passengers and send the image, so that it does not have anything to do with the x-rays of the hospitals, that yes cross the body. The studies made by the Dutch Institute of Applied Science have shown that the waves that use this to escáner are more than six thousand times less intense than the standard allowed by the European Union.


This is much like the spam messages I get several times daily. I love them.

Nexa
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#5 May 16 2007 at 10:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
Submit, for today is raining and dreary and I want something new to read, indeed
I read All Summer in a Day earlier today. Still depressing.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#6 May 16 2007 at 10:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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BT's new avatar definately is easier to look at than Nobby's Sommelier's. Not that either is hard to look at it.

But tight t-shirt + panties = teh yum
#7 May 16 2007 at 10:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Submit, for today is raining and dreary and I want something new to read, indeed
I read All Summer in a Day earlier today. Still depressing.


I'm not clicking on that damn dirty devil link...it depressed me to even read the title. Thanks. Smiley: glare

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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
#8 May 16 2007 at 10:33 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Submit, for today is raining and dreary and I want something new to read, indeed
I read All Summer in a Day earlier today. Still depressing.


Meh, I hate that story. It makes me sad. FUcker.
#9 May 16 2007 at 10:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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W.H. Davies wrote:
When primroses are out in Spring,
And small, blue violets come between;
When merry birds sing on boughs green,
And rills, as soon as born, must sing;

When butterflies will make side-leaps,
As though escaped from Nature's hand
Ere perfect quite; and bees will stand
Upon their heads in fragrant deeps;

When small clouds are so silvery white
Each seems a broken rimmed moon--
When such things are, this world too soon,
For me, doth wear the veil of night.




Edited, May 16th 2007 1:59pm by Atomicflea
#10 May 16 2007 at 11:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lewis Carroll wrote:

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"

"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.

"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."

The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.

But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.

Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."

"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."

"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?

"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"

"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"

"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.

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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
#11 May 16 2007 at 11:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Edward Lear wrote:
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'


II
Pussy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?'
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.


III

'Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'I will.'
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#12 May 16 2007 at 11:29 AM Rating: Decent
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The elephant's a curious fish
It leaps from bough to bough.
It lays it's eggs in rhubarb trees
And whistles like a cow.
#13 May 16 2007 at 11:37 AM Rating: Decent
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I have nothing to contribute here but I have been reading the Harry Potter books for the first time. I'm about 1/3 way into Half-Blood Prince now.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#14 May 16 2007 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Eugene Field wrote:
The gingham dog and the calico cat
Side by side on the table sat;
'Twas half-past twelve, and (what do you think!)
Nor one nor t'other had slept a wink!
The old Dutch clock and the Chinese plate
Appeared to know as sure as fate
There was going to be a terrible spat.
(I wasn't there; I simply state
What was told to me by the Chinese plate!)

The gingham dog went " Bow-wow-wow!"
And the calico cat replied "Me-ow!"
The air was littered,an hour or so,
With bits of gingham and calico,
While the old Dutch clock in the chimney place
Up with it hands before its face,
For it always dreaded a family row!
(Now mind: I'm only telling you
What the old Dutch clock declares is true!)

The Chinese plate looked very blue,
And wailed,"Oh dear! What shall we do!"
But the gingham dog and the calico cat
Wallowed this way and tumbled that,
Employing every tooth and claw
In the awfullest way you ever saw-
And oh! how the gingham and calico flew!
(Don't fancy I exaggerate!
I got my news from the Chinese plate!)

Next morning where the two had sat
They found no trace of dog or cat;
And some folks think unto this day
That burglars stole the pair away!
But the truth about the cat and pup
Is this: they ate each other up!
Now what do you really think of that!
(The old Dutch clock, it told me so,
And that is how I came to know.)
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
#15 May 16 2007 at 11:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Shel Silverstein wrote:
Oh, I'm being eaten
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor,
And I don't like it -- one bit.
Well, what do you know?
It's nibblin' my toe.
Oh, gee,
It's up to my knee.
Oh my,
It's up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It's up to my middle.
Oh, heck,
It's up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It's upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#16 May 16 2007 at 11:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Shel Silverstein wrote:
Oh, I'm being eaten
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor,
And I don't like it -- one bit.
Well, what do you know?
It's nibblin' my toe.
Oh, gee,
It's up to my knee.
Oh my,
It's up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It's up to my middle.
Oh, heck,
It's up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It's upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .
Jeez!

I've never known who sang that, but you took my mind back 40 years to ickle Nobby sitting cross-legged on the classroom floor as our teacher played it to us on an old gramophone player.
#17 May 16 2007 at 1:03 PM Rating: Decent
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And now a message from Phil Spector.






He really does look like he's from the Hair Bear Bunch.
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