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#1 May 15 2007 at 2:52 PM Rating: Good
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Ran into an "interesting" situation this weekend whilst in the Sin capital of the US (Vegas). I'm walking through the Mandalay Bay, heading back to the elevators after having hung out in the sportsbook lounge playing video blackjack and scoring tons of free drinks. I'm only wobbling a little bit. I'm dressed a bit above casual, black slacks and button down shirt, but nothing fancy. An outfit I usually go out dancing in (and do reasonably well with the ladies, something about long hair and all black that gets them. Go figure...).

Anyway, as I'm walking along, I see a couple very attractive females hanging out by the ashtray smoking. We're talking high end stripper attractive. They litterally flag me down and introduce themselves. I "chat" for awhile with them. They're "looking to party", and want to know if I want to party with them. They say they're from Chicago and looking for some fun. They suggest we all head up to my room. I mention I've got some vodka and mixers upstairs. One of them metions that she loves to bartend while naked. Ok. Not too shabby I'm thinking...

I then mention that there's already a woman upstairs in my room waiting for me, and that we're certainly open to adding a couple more to the party. Suddenly, their attitudes shift. They play it off like I should be partying with them instead (why instead? Hmmmm...) and one of them suggests a limo ride (like I'm going to pay for that!). After a few seconds, they make some excuses and head off. I head up to my hotel and continue my evening.


So. Here's the question: Pros? A friend of mine said they were. I'm inclined to agree. It's hard to believe they were actually intimidated by the addition of another woman to the mix, so I'm thinking they realized I was getting laid whether they were there or not, so they'd have a hard time springing some kind of cash payment arrangement once in the room. Or is there some other explanation for this behavior?


this story is *mostly* true, although I did leave a couple details out...
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#2 May 15 2007 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
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Those were pros. I had a friend who danced in Vegas and did a stint as a pro using that exact same method. She's a gorgeous gal and realized where the money was. After a few months, she saved up enough dough to buy a condo in Ocean Beach.
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I then mention that there's already a woman upstairs in my room waiting for me, and that we're certainly open to adding a couple more to the party.



If you are using party in the correct context here, you're my new hero.





#4 May 15 2007 at 3:06 PM Rating: Good
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Pros. They saw a slighly drunk guy, by himself, dressed well enough to indicate he had some money (and the long hair indicated you were not some **** retentive shmuck who would freak at the thought of sex with a couple of random strangers), in an upscale hotel. Assume for the moment you are so hawt and seksy you can pull the hot chicks in by looks alone: they didn't like the other woman, who by your accounts would have no problem with them, if they were just a couple of girls from Chicago lookin' for a good time then their by word should have been "the more the merrier." They suggested they head up to your room, if you had said "Yea, lets head on over to my room in the Excalibur," they would have dropped you in a second. Be glad, they would have got you drunk convinced you to pay for everything and dumped your *** after you passed out.
#5 May 15 2007 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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I then mention that there's already a woman upstairs in my room waiting for me, and that we're certainly open to adding a couple more to the party.



If you are using party in the correct context here, you're my new hero.


Of course! Would have actually been a record for me. I've been with two women before, but not three at once. Well, not unless you count more of a group/swinger thing, but that's a different situation really.
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Pros. The limo thing says it all. As I understand the situation, prostitution is actually illegal in Las Vegas (Clark County?) This is why all the brothels are actually outside the city limits, and will send cars to pick you up and bring you to them. They couldn't legally go up to your hotel room with you and engage in prostitution there. They had to get you in the limo and outside the city/county limits to be able to legally engage in prostitution with you. Had you not had a woman up in your room, they would have come up with another excuse to introduce the brilliant limo idea.




Edited, May 15th 2007 4:45pm by Ambrya
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gbaji wrote:
Pros? A friend of mine said they were. I'm inclined to agree. It's hard to believe they were actually intimidated by the addition of another woman to the mix, so I'm thinking they realized I was getting laid whether they were there or not, so they'd have a hard time springing some kind of cash payment arrangement once in the room. Or is there some other explanation for this behavior?


How could you possibly, even for a second, have a doubt?

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#8 May 15 2007 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
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Had you not had a woman up in your room, they would have come up with another excuse to introduce the brilliant limo idea.


Actually, I think the limo was a fallback position. They were freelancers more likely, figuring that they'd get up to the room, get some liquor going, show a little skin, *then* present a payment option for sex. It's illegal, but once you're in a room alone with someone in a situation like that it's pretty unlikely they'll face any legal issues. Most of the time, they'll walk out with some cash out of the deal because most of the time they'll dealing with a drunk horny guy with no alternatives. A lot of guys would never go to a ***** house, or otherwise go looking for a prostitute, but if they found themselves in a room with a couple half-naked women who then said "Hey. Pay us X dollars and we'll rock your world!", would go for it in a second.

That's my guess anyway. It seems like a reasonable way for that sort of thing to go down (hah!). I'd just never actually seen it in action before. I've had attractive women hit on me, but usually at a bar or club or party. Never just out of the blue while walking along. Which is why the spidey-radar kinda went off...
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gbaji wrote:
Pros? A friend of mine said they were. I'm inclined to agree. It's hard to believe they were actually intimidated by the addition of another woman to the mix, so I'm thinking they realized I was getting laid whether they were there or not, so they'd have a hard time springing some kind of cash payment arrangement once in the room. Or is there some other explanation for this behavior?


How could you possibly, even for a second, have a doubt?

Nexa


Cause I have had gorgeous women throw themselves at me? Not sure why. I'm not bad looking, but I don't think I'm like male-model attractive or anything either. Some of my female friends say I sometimes get an aura around me that they find incredibly attractive. Some kind of sex appeal that's a mix of confidence and something else they can't put their fingers on. I can't explain it either, but sometimes when I'm in a particular mood I do find women just hitting on me. It would not be the first time I've gone back to a hotel room with a woman I just met.
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#10 May 15 2007 at 4:13 PM Rating: Decent
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gbaji wrote:
Ran into an "interesting" situation this weekend whilst in the Sin capital of the US (Vegas). I'm walking through the Mandalay Bay, heading back to the elevators after having hung out in the sportsbook lounge playing video blackjack and scoring tons of free drinks. I'm only wobbling a little bit. I'm dressed a bit above casual, black slacks and button down shirt, but nothing fancy. An outfit I usually go out dancing in (and do reasonably well with the ladies, something about long hair and all black that gets them. Go figure...





How I envison Gbaji, when he is out on the town in Vegas, playing video poker of course.
#11 May 15 2007 at 5:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Damn! And I was trying to keep a low profile...
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#12 May 15 2007 at 5:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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How I envison Gbaji, when he is out on the town in Vegas, playing video poker of course.
Smiley: laugh How long must one keep a photo like that in reserve, just praying for the right chance to show it in context?
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#13 May 15 2007 at 5:37 PM Rating: Good
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Eerie similarities between Gbaji's and Varus' braggadocio. Must be a standard trait of psychopathic personalities.

My mental image was more like this.


#14 May 15 2007 at 5:50 PM Rating: Good
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Eerie similarities between Gbaji's and Varus' braggadocio. Must be a standard trait of psychopathic personalities.


You're just jealous because hot women don't throw themselves at *you*. ;)
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#15 May 15 2007 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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gbaji wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Eerie similarities between Gbaji's and Varus' braggadocio. Must be a standard trait of psychopathic personalities.


You're just jealous because hot women don't throw themselves at *you*. ;)


I demand pictures!
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#16 May 15 2007 at 6:56 PM Rating: Good
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Deadgye wrote:
gbaji wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Eerie similarities between Gbaji's and Varus' braggadocio. Must be a standard trait of psychopathic personalities.


You're just jealous because hot women don't throw themselves at *you*. ;)


I demand pictures!

I still think Gbaji is Silent Bob in RL.
#17 May 16 2007 at 5:17 AM Rating: Good
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Perhaps they were just feeling charitable, until you started talking?
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#18REDACTED, Posted: May 16 2007 at 5:55 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Vegas...can't find anything better to do eh.
#19 May 16 2007 at 7:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Be glad, they would have got you drunk convinced you to pay for everything and dumped your *** after you passed out.


You also could have passed out and woken up in a bath tub full of ice with a phone next to you. Next to the phone is a note that says call 911, we just stole one of your kidneys.
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You also could have passed out and woken up in a bath tub full of ice with a phone next to you. Next to the phone is a note that says call 911, we just stole one of your kidneys.
"Shit! Not again!"
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#21 May 16 2007 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
How could you possibly, even for a second, have a doubt?
How could you possibly think he wouldn't? This is Gbaji we're talking about. He's made thickheadedness into a high art form.
#22 May 16 2007 at 7:59 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, and in case you couldn't understand that, G, here's my take: These working girls got scared thinking the situation had become unsafe, because 2 to 2 aren't as good odds as 2 to 1, and they decided to bail.
#23 May 16 2007 at 9:25 AM Rating: Decent
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They were obviously evangelists who feared your lady would stump their plans to convert you to the Church of Lipstick 'n' Banjos.

#24 May 18 2007 at 12:54 PM Rating: Good
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Absolutely pro, but I wanna know about the details you left out. Were they 14? And did they offer to do you in the pool?

Totem
#25 May 18 2007 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
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Ill jump on the "Pros" bandwagon.

Probably wanted to get you up to the room, get you even more tipsy, then roll you for your wallet.
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Totem wrote:
Absolutely pro, but I wanna know about the details you left out. Were they 14? And did they offer to do you in the pool?

Totem


Hah! You'll never know... ;)
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